It's A Festivus - For The Rest Of Us! || From '14

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'Tis the Season for old traditions & I'm resurrecting this from '14 - a nostalgic stroll down memory lane. Some here will remember commenters who've since moved on. And there's been at least one addition - Mimi'73 has morphed into MiMiArt hug ... Enjoy. cheers

Yep! December 23. That most sacrilegious devil and sarcastic tongue of all Holidays (anti-holiday dunno ) has rolled around once again!

This relative newcomer to the Holiday Season was sprung upon an unsuspecting public during a 1997 episode of Seinfeld. Since then, it has gained popularity among the jaded, those fed up with commercialization, seeking to ritualize family dysfunction...or simply looking for yet another reason to party. buddies

Or eat cupcakes. cake

So c'mon, y'all party animals! Set up your Bare Aluminum Festvus Pole (I find tinsel distracting)! Burn the hell out of the traditional Ketchup-Glazed Meatloaf! wink Gather friends & family near to you - for The Airing Of The Grievances very mad very mad very mad very mad Engage one another in the Feats of Strength flex And remember the Festivus Rule - IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE IS PINNED TO THE GROUND! christmas sad

What sort of Festvus Miracles might we expect THIS year? daydream smile:

cowboy
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So Mic, what is this new (anti holiday) we should be celebrating on the 23rd? confused never heard of it

In my family we just love celebrations.. BUT we do fun and love in a BIG way. Don't know that I can fit another in just now though uncertain Already celebrated spiritually angel enjoyed so much acts of service hug party wise balloons and just general HAPPY HAPPY times with friends and family very happy and we have more on our agenda grin Our door is always open all year ... But Christmas time we like to fill it as much as poss....though now and again like right now... Peace and quiet is appreciated yawn

Not sure what else we can expect but I'm sure somebody will think of something!!!

Have a HAPPY Festivus day!!!!! yay yay yay
Actually, Kandy, the REAL Festvus pre-dates Seinfeld by a few decades.
Dan O'Keefe was a writer for the show. About 1966, his father tired of the commercialization of the traditional holidays. (Aluminum Christmas Trees probably put him over the line! doh ) He instituted a family tradition of his own.
Thirty years later, Dan used "Seinfeld" as the medium to share Festivus. ..with the rest of us! yay

cowboy
cake cake cake

Nom...Nom...Nom...
Hey Mimi!
Maybe you could make up some special Festivus cupcakes!
According to Dan O'Keefe, their original Festivus dessert was Pepperridge Farms Cake. Custom decorated with m&ms. Do ya think you could work something like that into a cupcake configuration? grin

cowboy
Will this do Mick?

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Nom Nom Nom?....You mean........Nam Nam Nam!!............detective
Nammmmmmmmmm!!!!! applause applause applause
Ok ...everybody ready?....Get your Pogo Sticks ready...One foot on?....You ready? 1....2....3.....Go!!!...............detective
I can't go on a pogo stick......it can't carry my weight Nam.... uh oh
Ur picture says differently...............detective
Errr....pics can be deceiving?!? uh oh
Thats what youll have to explain before u get to deep with the "Next Guy"...........rolling on the floor laughing .....................detective
Ooohhhhh trust me Nam, THAT I do each time I reply their email.

Next step...Skype. They normally love what they see wink blushing blushing blushing
I think I'd take a hiatus from all these.....rollers rollers rollers
mic
After I shop for presents today...lol...I will probably do something low key anyways...thanks for the reminder of Festivus for the rest of us!! wine
Mimi!!!!!!! reunion those cup cakes sure look yummy!!!! love love love
Wallops reunion hug teddybear bouquet

You know, would love love love to share those yummy cupcakes with you but.............I ate them all uh oh
Mimi!! scold that is so not good for you!!!!! BUT I may have done the same uh oh

hug hug hug
Miclee
dancing Yeahhh! It's Festivus Time!
PERSONAL SIZED FESTIVUS CAKES!
Yesssss, Mimi!!!
yay applause
laugh

cowboy
Hey ya, Ginger Sister! hug

How are ya enjoying the day?
Have you carried off any Festivus Miracles? angel2

cowboy
shock dang! Mimi.
Is That's You?


cheering You Go Girl!
Is that Mimi? confused

Either that or someone put Mimi's face on the pic of a Chinese Yeti!
rolling on the floor laughing

cowboy
Those Chinese Yetis...love daydreamsmitten

cowboy
laugh Miclee
You So Silly!.....rolling on the floor laughing

blushing You is my silly Willie.
Next - the Festivus Dinner.
There's much room for individualism here. Also confusion.
The confusion arises from disagreement on what was served at the Seinfeld feast.
Some folks see spaghetti. Others a Ketchup-Glazed Meatloaf. dunno

The original O'Keefe Festivus usually featured turkey or ham.

A.variety of burgers, pizza & beer might be a good choice!
burger pizza buddies

How do y'all intend to celebrate this most sacrilegious and sarcastic day?
rolling on the floor laughing

cowboy
LOlz, I detect a bit of scrooge in this blog. grin
You looking for me Mick?!?!

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scold I believe that is a TIBETAN Yeti, Mimi. wow
The Chinese version is much...Much cuter! smitten

wow
DAYUM! How'd ya like to do Festivus Feats Of Strength with THAT S of a B?
hole
rolling on the floor laughing

cowboy
Heeeey Miclee, where's the party? I'm ready for the grand jam celebration... let's get it on! What to bring?flowerwine beer .. what to wear?shimmy Well, just pick me up on the corner of 12th Street and Vine, I'm not sure of the directions!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY... AND A SPECIAL FESTVUS CELEBRATION TO YOU! Christmas Love to you as found in Christ.

HEEEEY EVERRRE-BODY!wave there a prata going on up in heeerrrr, up in herrrr! LET'S PARTA! PARTA! PARTA! UP-IN-HERR-UP-IN-HERRR!dancingsanta banana dancing bananayay applause head banger dance buddies violin balloons beverage deliverysanta waving
This blog actually made it to the second page of comments??!!!banana
party danceline party danceline
danceline party danceline party

That can mean only ONE thing -

IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!! jaw drop

cowboy
And now, for the GRAND FINALE!!!wow
Festivus CANNOT end until the head of the house is pinned to the floor! christmas sad

Festivus affecianados have learned it is best to hold the celebration in the homes of grandparents. Or great-grandparents. grin It make this ritual sooo much easier if you only have to lay out & flatten a super annuated codger or aged crone. santa uh oh

HAPPY FESTIVUS, Y'ALL!!!
OR -
Happy Chanukah!
Merry Christmas!
Happy Kwanzaa!
Happy Holidays!
Season's Greetings!
Happy Saturnalia!
Serene Solstice!
Victorious Sol Invictus!
Happy Mithra's Birthday!
Have A Cool Yule!

WHATEVER FLOATS YER BOAT....thumbs up

cowboy
Merry Christmas Mick.!!!!! christmas happy I thought our party is in February. No wonder I missed this.doh hug teddybear
It's beginning to look a lot like...FESTIVUS!
devil very mad : flex: boxing

cowboy
"Yeah cowboy

"Those Were The Days"..............detective
Ee-yup. They were for a fact, Mr. detective
cheers

cowboy
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