Some women are easily pleased.........
oh plus liquorice, and oh, no, cant say thatLove & peace xx
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Joke. JOKE. Maybe I should slow down on the coffee
You go for the coffee, we will all pay later
Have I mentioned how lovely you're looking today?
Oh alright. Bring cupcakes and we'll swapsies
I noticed you omitted some other important things also:
- To listen attentively to every single word for 15 minutes.
- To find her keys, which will eventually be found in her pocket
or handbag.
- Help decide which colour the paint should be, so she can
choose the opposite one that you suggested.
- Zipping up the back of a dress without groping
- To understand that she is the only one who can complain
about other motorists.
- Put the toilet seat down
- and a back rub that lasts more than 60 seconds
to name a few.
Did you miss me
Now, when you say "loaded" what kinda net worth are we speakin' about here?...
You know...in round figures.
MY, my, my, Biff, what a rare combination you are...
Soaring intelligence; beauty that can only described as Hellenic.
A warm, pleasant demeanor.
So...generous! ESPECIALLY generous!!
How am I doin' with the adoration, my pigeon?
DOVE! I meant dove...of course.
I've got here some leftover cupcakes from Miclee's birthday bash, ok?!?!?
Don't EVEN think about chislin' in on this caper, Mimi.
If anyone's gonna pluck this pigeon & grab those shekels...it's ME!
Go find yer own cash cow!