Yuniksha

Yuniksha

May 2016

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It is simply not fair dear bloggers of Blogland. I have been accused of the worstest est est crime. Never..yes Never being able to stick to a single topic in conversation. Hopping all over the place. I mean if pigs could fly surely horses would follow. And then why hate Mondays so bursting with possibilities. So what is wrong with having 3 nipples anyway? Everyone is beautiful right? The fiscal policy affects us all. And migrating birds create a gorgeously patterned sky

Bringing me to my final conclusion...

I should eat less lettuce

Me? Drift off topic? Stuff & nonsense

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robrt787●Somewhere, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●2,572 Comments

Hi Yuniksha,

Hey, nothing wrong with going off topic sometimes, but really, what's that got to do with the price of Chili Beans and Yogurt?

By the way, it was a hot day here today.. I was perspiring, well okay, I mean SWEATING!

And when I walked into a grocery store, one of the pretty lady clerks there looked at me with my shirt all wet from sweat and said, "Hey, wow! You really look hot!"

I blushed and replied, "Thank you. You're pretty hot yourself."

Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Jun 1, 2016●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

Love it

Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Jun 1, 2016●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

And robrt is correct, you are pretty

oldblue54●kaitaia, Northland New Zealand

Jun 1, 2016●76 Blogs●1,148 Comments

Bread crumbs anyone ?
I can see where this is leading
And it won't be a happy ever after ...

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Ahhh Track. Just love the cowboy hat. Does it have an accompanying horse. And how much of hay does it consume in a day? I love the ways horses run free and wild. Wild like the ocean...oops. here I go again

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Blue. ..what type of bread are we talking about here? Can you share the recipe?

Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Jun 1, 2016●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

No horse lol, I like the idea of a horse but there is a lot to look after one and I just wouldn't be able to do it. In the meantime, I just settled with 6 cats and 2 dogs

daears●In a house lol, Hawke's Bay New Zealand

Jun 1, 2016●518 Comments

Imagine watching flying pigs following migrating birds. Now that would be a sight to see. And Mondays are the start to the end of the week lol lol. No wonder the possibilities are endless lol lol we could have flying pigs and migrating birds passing overhead with horses saying ney I can't fly lol lol lol

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Omg Ken. I had no idea this was contagious....ha ha love your thousand topics

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Enter Sir Rob...where on earth have you been...I have misted over you...ah toast...wholewheat? It's more crunchy I think...with honey? Hey wait I'm allergic

daears●In a house lol, Hawke's Bay New Zealand

Jun 1, 2016●518 Comments

Oh i forgot lol you could hide at mine with me and my hoodie lol lol

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Deaers I shall have to decline dear friend. My body might fit but my thoughts definitely not. As you can see ...they are all over the place. But I have deeply considered...and have decided....

To paint my toenails pink instead of red this Sunday

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Jun 1, 2016●5,763 Comments

Going off topic a bit Yuniksha

Last night I had this dream, it seemed so real I HAD WON THE LOTTERY

Then i had the vision of things to come

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I awoke thinking of what could be floating down from the heavons

I covered my head with bin lid

Good morning

daears●In a house lol, Hawke's Bay New Zealand

Jun 1, 2016●518 Comments

Lol lol Yun I love it. You probably wouldn't be able to find me anyway cause I live where there is no address lol lol. I collect my mail from my brothers place an hours drive away. Keep up the fun blogs. And watch out for falling pigs lol lol

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Lady Red...I will have to manage your lottery winnings so you don't splurge on flying pigs and lids/hats. A hat would look pretty good on you. With colorful flowers

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Mysterious deaers. Wherever you lay you hat..that's your home...will send all your post to your brother then.

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

Yuni good morning

seeing you gmakes the sun brighter and reading your post

what a refreshing mood it gives ..

The flowers in my garden are blooming Yuni and the birds are singing very sweetly like an orchestra of some sort.

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

They're sparrows I think and blue Jay.

I'm having steak and egg for breakfast, a most rare occasion, just that got defrosted for dinner then too late to cook when I came home from the hospital visiting a friend.

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Blue Jays with metallic feathers. Stunning sight indeed. Almost like dancing giraffes. Your hair color looks nice. And I need to defrost the meat. Btw who knows any Latin American dance moves? Omg i just heard crickets..

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

Thanks Yuni, I believe my neighbor knows how those moves are, but first we have to ask him if he's available for teaching..I do want to learn it too. Hmmmn the swimming pool is waiting and so is the treadmill Yuni.

Then again the grass in the back is growing like forest..

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Lin is he hot? Giggle

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

For my standard, he looks like one but I don't know about you my dear Yuni. Kind of like 5'10 with a little bit of tummy but not very obvious. He seems very likable too, although we just wave once in a blue moon.

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

Rob

come on in and join. Well while you are at your shopping spree, I can perhaps ask you to get me some Ben and Jerry? Chunky monkey please?

robbyreal●Playa Flamenca, Valencia Spain

Jun 1, 2016●10 Blogs●771 Comments

Lindsy, you'll have to explain to this poor Brit just what that is exactly? But it sounds fun!

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Hee hee.I don't have a type you see. He must have an excellent sense of humour, cross eyed and 6 toes on each foot most welcome. Belly over belt no problem as long as it keeps me warm at night. Oh and he must serenade me every night with bubble bath, wine and rose petals and Barry
White songs..

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Giggle Rob. Lamb or chicken curry? Ben and Jerry for me too. Are they hot?

robbyreal●Playa Flamenca, Valencia Spain

Jun 1, 2016●10 Blogs●771 Comments

Yunikins, thats one hell of a recipe ..dont know how you'll mix the truck and diving tanks in there.
But yeah..in my kitchen. Ur welcome anytime..just be carefull of my let platypus.
oh and WILL SOMEBODY TEILL ME WHAT BEN AND JERRY IS PLEASE?

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

Rob, I forgot, you must not have it in England. I didn't even check it last time I was there. It is the best ice cream you'll ever have. It is from San Francisco and produced by two men partners named Ben and Jerry.

Love it Rob. When I was in Australia, I almost jumped 10 feet just because it was there on the stores in Bondi as wella s in Manly beach.

Google it Rob.

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

It's a rare talent Rob. A rare talent indeed. Explains why I am still single ...

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

Google it Rob..geesshhh, but I made a mistake, originally it is founded in Vermont not San Francisco although they have a big plant here in my state.

robbyreal●Playa Flamenca, Valencia Spain

Jun 1, 2016●10 Blogs●771 Comments

Thanks Lindsy..amd I lived in Sydney 7 years and never spotted it! Sounds yummie.

Yunikins, definitely a lady of many talents! You any good at fixing up cupboards and headboards and stuff?

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

Yunik hmmm yummmy.. I will send you a picture, wait. By the way, I also have a good curry recipe. Chicken..

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

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Here are some pictures Rob and Yuni

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

It is a wonderful place Rob. I like mostly in Kiribilly but any place in the city is most wonderful. It is very expensive, even more so than San Francisco. Bondi was once the most sought beach in the world. I read that in 2014 and I am not sure if it is still the case.

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

I am now severely craving. Why oh dear Lindsy ..why...

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Of course I can Robbikins. And I fix it all wearing high heels and toolbelt

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

Well Yunik my dear, you may need to go to the store now and meet with Rob and indulge. I am sure there are other marked flavors of your choice? We also have Coldstone and yummmy too. Now I will go get some as my fridge is empty.

Be careful Yunik with your tools just in case it drops on your open stilletto...

YunikshaOP●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 1, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

That's some good advice there Lin. So that's what happened to my other toes

lindsyjones●unknown, California USA

Jun 1, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments

Just be careful. Where did Rob go?

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 1, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

We have Ben & Jerry's here, Rob. I recommend Phish food

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