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GODS PLAN FOR AGING

GOD'S PLAN FOR AGING

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then G

I'm Not Totally Useless

I can be used as a bad example..........................

Who Wants A Date?

Ladies, I have dates, raisins, oats, wheat, lots to offer

Senior and the puzzle

Senior and the puzzle

A little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

I Would Be More Inclined To Grow Up

If I saw that it worked out for everyone else..............

Drama

Drama

People love drama The blogs thrive on slander ,gossip, and hearsay Blog after blog of "he said" "she said" It's like a weekly soap opera where you can interact with the actors and change the outcome without leaving the comfort of

Your Comment Counts Suggestion Feedback Opinion Box

Your Comment Counts Suggestion Feedback Opinion Box

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Exercise made easy

Exercise made easy

When you want to say your working out but in fact your just ....

Time To Put The Christmas Tree Up

Easter will soon be here....................................................

Its True Alcohol Kills People

But how many people are born because of it?.................

Farmer John

Farmer John

Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer John called the

Card Game

Card Game

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart—he has t

Dinner For 4

Dinner For 4

A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable. They decided to hire a butler and they found the perfect butler

Redex

Just for you.

Predictions or premonitions

Predictions or premonitions

One person has a dream now everyone is dreaming.... So I'm going to give my predictions for CS blogs Please bear with me as the mist of time is hard to part on occasion First a man in a big hat will post a blog I see the letters O and L i

Ahi

Ahi

y rosendo, ahi, y oquendo ahi, y zarzuela ahi y tu abuela ahi, y chiquita ahi, y mariquita ahi y la silla ahi, y la morcilla ahi, y la casa ahi y calacaza ahi, y el moco ahi, y el loco aqui

O Chicago

O Chicago

O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago Y chi no cago?

I have a problem

I have a problem

can you help me solve it?

A Few Tips For A Better Day

Don't keep the sugar and salt in similar containers beside each other. If you need to use the bathroom but someone is in there, just use the garbage can instead. Do not pull out an*l beads like you are pulling over a lawn mower. Baking powde

Its Not Fair

Its just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore.

I Was All Excited

I got a mail. But it was a scammer..................

A most opinionated and judgmental moments

The dysfunction of one's behaviour can pollute even the most lucid and formidable mind. Why is that? Is it because sensationalized and most intriguing experience we encounter is the antidote to boredom? Our placid and yet dull existence is

The Right Question

The Right Question

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on

To The Admin's

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE I

Illogical

Illogical

Why do people go to the trouble of creating a profile waiting the 7 days to be allowed to post on the blogs .then set themselves on a course of self destruction

Something To Make You Smile

Something To Make You Smile

My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs? Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn t

A few jokes to make you smile

A few jokes to make you smile

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he tho

Todays Housekeeping Tips

Today's Housekeeping Tips

"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean".

Talking Dog

Talking Dog

While walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please buy me. I’m a great dog. I played professional football. I was even nominated most valuable player.” “

lol

If you don't like suggestive adult stuff, don't look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-y3hRIMXcw

Not to offer friendship

Not to offer friendship

Not to offer friendship! Only in marriage! Shortly about: magic on all head...)

Okay Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Canadian Humour

Canadian Humour

This comedy group has been been around for a long time...poking fun at Prime Ministers and other politicians including our friends south of the border...time for some laughs...first video clip... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zabXCwvFK

MGTOW Pt II

How to tow an MG. Before you start, you must determine what kind of MG you have. Is it an MGA, MGB MGTD or a variant of same? It could be an MG Midget. You may have an Austen Healey Sprite which looks like an MG but isn't. Not that it matters

Two Ants

Two Ants

Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never get out!” “Don’t worry,” said the second ant. “I brought along a TV guide.”

A Drunk Woman Is Watching TV And Yells

"Don't go there, don't go into that church you dumb b*tch." Her husbands asks "what are you watching?" She replies "our wedding video."

Did You Know?

You can sky dive without a parachute . . . . But only once.

Losing the will to live

Losing the will to live........

It appears that the men on the island that i live have certain category's It goes as follows. They are married .so they only want sex. They are engaged so they only want sex They have girlfriends but want more sex. If they are single which i

Healthy Diets Is Too Dangerous

I just cut myself peeling an apple. This never would have happened with dough nuts!

Graveyard shift

Graveyard shift...

Ok I drew the short straw and get to spend the next 10 hours guarding the boat from opitunists while we're at the wharf... Let's see if anyone is online for a little banter Dr Blue is in the house ...

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