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Shock Collar Test
People will do anything.
The Wife
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she
Too funny!!
This has gone viral and I'm sure most of you have watched it by now! Hope you are enjoying your Sunday and have a great week ahead! :bouquet
Random Thoughts
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. My 60 year kinderg
Dreams
They say if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life. That has never been true for me and neither was taking a dump. I found out last night however that there is something that if you do it in a dream, you do it in real life. In the interest of decen
Little Bruce
> Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 > years old, but they know they are in love. > > One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce > goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. > Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, > "Mr
Deaf Wife.........
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal t
I'm Like Anyone Else
I have a angel on my left shoulder and a devil on the right. Problem is that I'm deaf in my left ear.
Smart Wife
A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news." The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the
Always Remember
No matter how bad things are going, at least your not the guy who got a prostate exam and later came to realize that the doctor had both of his hands on his shoulders.
Blond Girlfriend at Her First Football Game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
Urban Dictionary
Sometimes things have more than one meaning. I don't recommend that you go and look at the definitions of these words but if choose to do so, don't say I didn't warn you. Hummer Teabag Snowball Dumpster Mud plug http://www.urbandictionary.c
Doopelt Gemoopelt....
Niederlandisch. Zicke Zacke Jupheidi....Schneidig ist die Infantrie. Aa
Duppys and Witches
Growing up as a boy we had many Duppy stories in Jamaica... But over the years I have alot people from all over the world. And surprisngly some have a ghost story of some kind.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rFypxa3ZEE
I can’t hear you
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years. The elderly man goes back in a month for a checkup. The doctor says, “Your hearin
My Wife
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' Not looking up from her knit
How many more Blogs?
Oh dear we're having a blog tantrum Now folks, blog every available bullshit that comes to your mind as it is just a fecking boring Sunday
From Rodney Dangerfield
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me a
The place in the universe of forever floating traces...
of your virtual actions. Damn it, let's pretend it never happened I might just stay here now that my prints are all over the shop
This is a glimpse into our futures...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts really bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Ju
Kancho
This is a thing in Japan.
Swiss Guide
Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was giving his guide an especially hard time with silly questions. They were walking through a mountain valley t
Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own car
The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting
I don't
Like this at any time, As the big day is approaching I mean this valentine I am no where near to recieve atleast a small package of chocolates neither a single red rose of a flower... Ok atleast some one to promise me a sweet lie like to tak
Looking For Jesus
An Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptizing people in the river he proceeds to walk into the water and bumps into the preacher.. the preacher turns and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,w
The Rooster
"A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man,
Something to Brighten Your Day
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-9
The Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
The cool cat
For all the people in the world! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEnBCtf_aw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc
An Evening At The Ballet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbGqJ_MonU Saw this ballet in Amsterdam .
Anger management really works...
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelle
The Motorist
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs.
New car technology is a hoot.
Subject: FW: New car technology is a hoot. Ha! Ha! Ray-o-vac will want to hear about this http://sundown.me.uk/ technology/mercedes-aa-class. mp4
Kevinism...the not so rare teenage disease..
Kevinism is a disease that came about during the 90's, before its appearance teenagers use to help around he house, dry up, even clean their dads car. These days the condition has gotten worse. Since my son turned double figures I could see the ch
God's Email
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of r
Congratulations
China canceled one child policy and allows its citizens to produce more than one childrenes , new breeding season starts , congratulations China Now will see millions of small small chines in every corner of the world
New Driver
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly min
Go to your room !
In some countries women are sent to a hut for 7 days when they are on their menstruation, countries like India, Pakistan and Nepal, an accent Hindu tradition, but also muslims in Pakistan do this, mostly in villages away from civilization. Apparen