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Man.. “always read the manual first”
This... guy is in serious trouble.. A Farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides hi
Whoops he got caught....
A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, "Do you have a vag*ina" She slams the door in disgust and tells her husband that night when he got home from work. The next morning she answers a knock on th
Unique Holiday Gifts
I have recently discovered my hidden artistic talent. If anybody would like portraits of their pets done, just pm me for details. Act quick because Christmas orders are filling up fast!! :da
Cooking Adventure Failures
I went to make an ooey gooey cheese sauce because a good sauce can be used to make many things taste better. I watched a you tube video for an easy sauce using 1 teaspoon of sodium citrate in broth. I don't know what sodium citrate is but I bought
Trump Claims he Won German Election
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims He Won German Election By Andy Borowitz PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—
Lol..men are men....
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right bes
Abbott And Costello on vaccinations
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Amazing what money can do.....
Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of
Dum......Dum...
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, my hearts dearest etc.
Speaking horse......
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trouser pocket'. The man t
Pink
I love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decided one day to have the lower half of my hair painted pink. It was supposed to be temporary color but
When 2 of the worst US presidents duke it out.....with words.
First the background, well summed up by the following video; Then quick as a bunny, the comedy from Borowitz, laden with the irony of what should have been said, if Trump was truthf
If you are looking for Granny...
I see a new profile popped up today for a retired 62 year old woman living in Sheffield, England. Her intentions are clear and so are her topless photos! She's whorn-knee and comes as a married couple... However she can separate if needed. Wow, w
God Must Be Crazy !!!
I sometimez feel really baaddd for that God fella !! I mean if there is One !! If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ... "These two legged creature called human Braught me down here on Earth for their own Personal A
Didn't see that one coming.....
I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy’s face, saying “I slept with your mother.
Hollly Cow ... !!!
" An enthusiastic Preacher belonging to the Society for the Protection of Cows , came for an interview with Swamiji (SWAMI VIVEKANAND) .. He (the Preacher) was dressed almost like a Sanyasi (Hindu Saint) , if not fully so — with a Gerua (Saffron) Tur
How to make your wife or significant other happy
Literally every single thing in this video is true. Obviously, the entire thing is passive aggressive, but it’s so true. Watch David Hookstead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z
Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster
Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster As He Flees Every Time A Contestant Puts An Answer In Form Of A Question. CULVER CITY, CA—It seemed like a big coup for the game show Jeopardy! as they got the President of the United States himself,
3 Contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. * The New Orleans contractor t
WHY OH WHY ....
connecting singles ,,,this is where you get a chance completely free of charge , to portray ones self to a world wide audience in the hope of meeting or chatting to like minded people,, Be it through private messaging ,blogs or forums, well as mos
The Polite Way to P...(ee)
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Johnny", if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" ?
All of you...
In the South, all of you has been replaced with Y'all. This happened long before the time of the Civil War. Everyone is included when you say Y'all. But... (there's always a but) if Y'all isn't enough, you can make it plural and say Y'all's as in
Best divorce letter.....
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell ... Your boss called to tell me th
The Major League Record for......
..... having home runs hit off your head. That's using your head, Jose.
Live - Camera - Action !!!
A Camera and A Network Connection , one deadly combo , which can capture some real disastrous moment and distribute publicly around the Globe !!! Here is one example... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc8WAQyE5
If, if and then if...
If there is something like God and also if God is the creator and then if I were that God. The creation would be: There is no other species other than the 'homo sapiens'. No childhood or aged fellas but the young, immortal, glamorous, beautiful c
Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone... I M Married !!!”............. :laugh:
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day wen he gets up he expects his wife to be really angry with. him.... He prays that they shouldd not have a
New CS vaccine guidelines
Effective immediately, all bloggers and commenters have to show proof they are fully vaccinated. In other news it was revealed that vaccines killed the dinosaurs and that Pepe LePew was a feline molester. Video not for the squeemish :scol
She's 30, married and claims...
her marriage and sex life became monotonous and boring. So... she joined CS. She seeks a man who knows what he wants, leaves nothing to chance and knows how to deal with women. Age group: 18-99
"LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT" ... !!!
Well well well !!! Since I recall my memories , started to understand little by little about this mysterious "Civilised Human's" world , I was/am/will be always familiar with the terms "Left" and "Right" !!! But that's not the point .
Overheard this conversation
This weekend I went to a bar with a female friend to shoot some pool. We overheard the following conversation from a guy sitting at the bar, who used his cellphone to make a call. "Hi. I just wanted to call and tell you, that I am thinking abo
Other states are calling Texas
Texas Democratic lawmakers have left Texas and flew to Washington D.C. so they can't vote on a bill regarding voting restrictions. Other states are now calling Texas for advise on how they too can get Democrats to leave.
Joke of the day - The MOST SUCCESSFUL pickup line ever
Does this smell like............................................... ................................... ............................ ................ chloroform to you ?
Forever Young
I say to myself as I cripple to the cupboard to get some Advil and a glass of water
Just Fred
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a go
Trump sues majority of US population (satire)
Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House By Andy Borowitz July 8, 2021
Women are from.....
Several years ago, there was a best selling book, 'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. This book was supposed to become an aid for women and men to better understand each other. The idea, was that communication and thinking were so dif
On this 4th of July
A holiday joke for you. A difference between George Washington and a mallard duck. . . . . . . The mallard has ......................................................a bill on it's face, while George has his face on a $1 bill. :tipha
Now What?
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Oldest Virus In History Still Going Strong...Who's Next??
A virus that causes those infected "to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning imaginable that pops up in the alleged minds of the spreaders and their facilitators". The usual symptoms of infections include the willi