Women are from.....

Several years ago, there was a best selling book,
'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.

This book was supposed to become an aid for women and men to better understand each other.
The idea, was that communication and thinking were so different between men and women,
that it was like we were from different distant planets. I suppose it did help some people communicate better, if they were patient enough to actually read and understand the psychology.

It was written by Dr. John Gray....... not to be confused with the 50 shades of Gray guy.

However, I have written a more practical guide for the masses, which is simpler and much shorter
emphasizing creative evasive activity.

The booklet is called.....

'Several days a month women are from Crazytown and we men will be at the bar'.

This useful guide teaches several critical phrases like,

"I left chocolate and Midol on the table. I'll be back after my meeting."

and

"I just noticed, that we are out of sandpaper.
You want me to pick up anything from the hardware store for you, while I'm there all afternoon" ?

or

"Time flies. It seems like just last month, when I rotated the tires. They need it already."

The guide also offers tips on what NOT to say. This chapter may be even more important that the one
on what to say.

For instance, avoid phrases like....." What the hell is wrong with you ?" or "Oh geez, is it THAT time of month." They can be HUGE argument starters.

The booklet also teaches you to dodge. For instance, any questions about some other girl being pretty or her being fat, must be dodged. The answers are ALWAYS....... "nowhere near as pretty as you".... and "you look lovely in all your outfits. In fact, its hard for me to choose a favorite. Say, have you tried the chocolate I brought you ?"

The key is to say these things just before briskly walking out the door.
Your happiness may depend upon it.

I'd tell you more, but I have an important meeting.