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WALKS INTO A BAR... DOUBLE VODKAS A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the sa
Aarrrgh...I'm so tired, exhausted don't feel like working and think anymore so I'm blogging! Still at work but don't feel like working anymore ...after such a busy day of trying to sort out others's mess... Oh boy...I miss
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she repl
Superb! 6 AM my time here and just finished watching the Season 6 Episode 1 in Putlocker...WOW, I can't get enough of those zombies Can hardly wait for Episode 2! Not really a big fan of zombies but the story is really great, how tho
I've distant myself from friends for a long time now, only occasionally see one or two when I feel so bored or when they unexpectedly pay me a visit. My life is home with my kid, work, sleep , chat with my BF and Blogs ...sounds perfect to me.:lau
Obama & Putin Phone Conversation
Humor is very important in our life. A person with a lively sense of humor who can laugh at himself/herself and at just about anything is insightful and healthier in a lot of respect. Humor can free us from our inhibitions…can relieve the anxietie
Bloggers..This came in email....guys go ahead, read and Got anything to add? Subject: The Man Rules A guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had. She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, lon
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher. 'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little b
They brought it all on themselves lol
Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed. "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?... and who are you?" he asked. "This is n
I was visiting my son this week and asked him where his newspaper was? He laughed and said, “Dad, it’s the 21st century. We stopped buying newspapers years ago. It saves trees. But you can borrow my iPad. Okay, fine, whatever. That lousy housef
People are just really fking stupid, thats the only thing I can figure out.
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person
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Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walk
Happy Friday to singles and to me!
A hunter gets a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for s
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem. A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of
This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the same as the name of a boy she went to school with, 30 years ago. However, when she sees him, she thinks it can't be - this guy is ANCIENT, must be his fat
This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the same as the name of a boy she went to school with, 30 years ago. However, when she sees him, she thinks it can't be - this guy is ANCIENT, must be his fat
Just a thought: I've hit the "report &/or delete" icon so many times, I think the lettering is starting to fade! Damn scammers... Have a good day to the rest of you... ~JOHN~
A small Wild Animal Park in Alabama acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat
Yup don't all shout at once. Life is a learning curve. If you have a red stair carpet, don't have a ginger cat. And really don't have a white dog. Or get rid of the red carpet. Worst job - brushing the stairs with a rubber brush. No question.
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed. He was put in a room with another crazy, and he immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sen
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and
WARNING: Everyone - please raise your glasses and join me in toasting our antique man…a gentleman of high principles, one who never gives in
The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't' givin' him any of mine."
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron" Abby looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit.9Iron." He looks at the frog and decides t
This joke is for Minerva. Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the b
176, 177, 178.....how did I end up here, writing a blog? The stupid pills I am on not only cause night sweats but also insomnia....lucky for me, because it usually took me an hour to get to sleep before these pills. 179, 180, 181, 182.
Recent email sent to me by friend who always has some good ones! *************************************************************************** AGREED..... This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral... A very presti
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to s
Will You Pay and Stay? Few weeks ago, I joined another dating site but didn't pay a membership fee. Many male members viewed my profile and sent me messages but except for one or two free replies, I wasn't given access to the messages nor re
Wow someone's report my profile twice..congratulations now here i am again..go and report me again and again and again and again.. Remember its free to sign up here
Do you remember Foster Brooks? ~JOHN~
and to the republic for which it stands...and to uphold all of its blogging rules and regulations...so help me God. Have you ever tried to leave this strange, weird, wonderful Blogland? For how long? I did, many times but I can't
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