Who loves housework?

Yup don't all shout at once.

Life is a learning curve. If you have a red stair carpet, don't have a ginger cat. And really don't have a white dog. Or get rid of the red carpet.

Worst job - brushing the stairs with a rubber brush. No question.

Every time I have houseguests (and I love to have houseguests) I realize what a lazy housewife I am the rest of the time. By the time the guests arrive I have housemaid's knee, tennis elbow, and want to sleep for a week. moping
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Don't tell me how easy it is to keep a home immaculate with just a few minutes work every day. I will probably delete your comment and send you the curse reserved especially for the smug.

Off to tidy the kitchen. Actually, THAT might be the worst job.
Housework confused yer I think I read about that somewhere professor grin
Me! Me!! Me!!!!!















liar liar liar
wave None of us like it, I just clean up after myself as I go.
I never have guests, so that's easy. Keeping the Cat clean and
myself presentable is easy peasy.cool
Sometimes I get bored enough to clean the house properly but that doesn't happen often. If you don't move things it can take months before you really notice the dust around it. laugh
Z, you know exactly as much as you need to know. Research no further, some numpty will be yattering on about cleaning windows so you can see through them, and you'll think that sounds a good idea. DON'T DO IT. It is the thin end of the wedge.
PG wave

You mean the cat keeps itself clean? wink grin
haha DC you fibber, I know you are exactly like me on this rolling on the floor laughing
Eks hug good lass!

Sometimes the dog loses a precious toy under a piece of furniture and I have to lift it up for her. I've learned to shut my eyes, or that's it, 3 hours of moving things and getting hotter and crosser and dustier. sigh

Twice a year (spring and autumn) is quite enough, in my opinion. I shall have to tell guests in future that there are only two openings on my calendar.
Biff

You know me too well......rolling on the floor laughing

I iron my son's shirt only halfway through, the top part only. When asked why, I replied, "He's gonna tuck in his shirt anyway!!" dunno
Been a while since you visited Scotland, eh, Z?

Today was the hottest day in AGES, it was roasting - 22 degrees wow

Overnight temperature forecast is 13 degrees.

Keeping the windows. And if I can't see out, no-one can see in, and that's a massive saving on curtains ...
You iron? wow
Pedal, it's taken 12 years to get the cat to come in & sit on my chair next to me, in another couple I hope to teach her my legs aren't a pin cushion for her claws sigh were I to try & "clean" her I'd need to call an ambulance beforehand wow laugh
PG

Good cat and an even better owner thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
Don't ask me why but I didn't mind housework when I was married to my late husband and I don't mind it now.


There are people who don't like to do it or who are lazy to do it.
DC I'm shocked you'd use such foul language on the blogs wow ironing indeed doh grin
Yes. Me. I'm one of the lazy ones.

I like you CC so I won't delete your comment. But I'm off to the kitchen now, and believe me, I am flouncing.
Biff

That was many years ago. Now, the kids just hand whatever they need to be ironed in the bathroom. One of those hacks where the hot steam from the hot shower takes off some of the creases? My daughter saw it on YouTube laugh What we gonna do without YouTube!! grin
CCincy wave

I fall under both categories! uh oh uh oh help
Ooohhhhhhhh Zman, thousand apologies please please please

Would I be reprimanded or thrown off the blogs?!? uh oh
DC, no you've redeemed yourself with the steam from the shower trick professor that beats my stretch shirts a bit an hang in the Spanish sun for an hour, look like they've been starched as well banana
Yipeeeeeeeee! I got to stay on the blogs!!


gotta go joy cartwheel gotta go joy cartwheel gotta go
Yikes, I just upset some spiders. Retreating back to shiny polished desk with a cup of coffee until they calm down.

Spiders are lucky, right? So my life should be pretty chockablock with luck ... they aren't pulling their weight.

DC, you will never be allowed to leave the blogs. We will hunt you down and haul you back. hug
Me doing housework. Don't worry about the soundtrack, this is for the visuals.




Hmmm. I need a new bra.
You can have mine, Biff.

After all, sharing is caring, no? hug
Oh DC if I could fit into one of your bras I would be a lot more popular than I am. sigh
Eleg, I hate housework with a passion very mad

I am like you, I have to do a big clean up if visitors are coming.
I guess the house would fall apart if they didn't come thoughuh oh

The worst thing about cleaning is when you start, you see how much more there is to do..moping

So it is better not to start in the first place grin
Hi Biff....wave ..love your style of housework laugh

On a more serious note I must confess I enjoy housework and having an organised, neat and tidy environment. However these days I'm finding it more and more difficult to get to as there seems to be endless distractions and many other more enjoyable activities to occupy my time. wink hug
Molly, I learned that with windows. You wash them, and you wash them, and you attack them with vinegar and newspaper, and what do you get?

Streaky glass. And a too-clear view of the undelicious neighbour sunning himself in his vest and baggy y-fronts. wow
wave Ok, thanks for the visual.rolling on the floor laughing
Kitty, you are achieving wisdom, my child.

And you're in SOUTH AFRICA. Get some lovely local woman to do it for you! The biggest wrench of my life was leaving Dorcas behind, 17 years she waved a wand once a week and turned my hovel into heaven ... oh Dorcas, I miss you so.

Chars here cost a sprightly £8 to £9 an hour, and spend a lot of that time chatting and drinking tea. It's an expensive way to make friends ...
I hate September spidersuh oh

They grow into monsters overnight.

You can actually hear them landing on the floor.

And they strut across the floor, throwing you a sideways glance, as if to say.." go on, I dare you...'


I never dare..uncertain
thumbs up Good one Molly, don't kill them, just relocate them.
Molly, I had one in the bath the other day. I stood there swithering about how to get it out and it gave me a scornful look, reached up and hauled itself out. I fled.

It's still somewhere in the house. I can hear it roaming at night.
You should have captured it, and neutered it before releasing it to the wild again.
One doesn't need these monsters reproducinglaugh
Use a Jar and lid, cap em, and release outside. They do not
make noise by the way.laugh
Ha, like that was going to happen. wow

Next time I'll call you, you can show me how. Or better, PG. I don't like killing them either spidersareourfriends spidersareourfriends but getting them out is like herding cats. That cute way they run up their own thread and shoot up your arm ...
PG, I beg to differ. They rustle.

And I remind you that in the case in question I was about to take a bath, and the neighbour WATCHES for me. No risking running out with jar and reluctant spider as I was! laugh
Just don't watch the Movie now "Arachnaphobia"laugh
Elegs
Oh! Wow. ...uncertain
I just finished brushing my stairs with a Hand Straw broom.
I always use it for the stairway! Its faster that way for me. I never uses a vacuum for my stairs.

I do not like to house clean as much as I use to.
professor But! Once I get started. I keep finding things to clean. Or it keep finding me....rolling on the floor laughing
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