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Knock knock...
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prescription only works.....hahaha
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I nee
Kids exploring ancient ruins
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7 x 13 = 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxVyO6cpos
I'll trade ya...
As a kid, I had friends who would trade things. For example, baseball cards, marbles, 45rpm records. In the 70's, I was in a band with a guitarist who had a faulty guitar and it was affecting our ability to (as a band) to make money. We came off a
BLM looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Rittenhouse is acquitted
KENOSHA, WI—Black Lives Matter activists across the country are looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Kyle Rittenhouse is acquitted. Rittenhouse is on trial for shooting and killing a p*dophile and a kidnapper after they tried to
Apparently we are all living inside a Hollywood fictional movie.
According to certain members here, they have proof that Hollywood storylines have become reality, so we have luminescent proteins coursing through our veins that can be tracked, sadly they missed the film about how a minuscule luminous light source c
That’s where we are headed.......
CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you wa
I just don't believe it....hahaha
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So w
Laughing. Is... a good medicine...
... 1. What's the difference between stress, tension, panic and tragedy. . ?Stress is when wife is pregnant;? ?Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;? ??Panic is when both are pregnant!??. Tragedy is when you are not responsible for either pregn
She A. Clever manipulator...
Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health." Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick." Hubby: "No No. If you don't wan
Missing in action.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1515729/royal-marines-training-exercise-US-Marine-Corps-Exercise-Dagger-Green Royal Marines make mockery of US troops just DAYS into training exercise. Where's Bohemund when you need him
Are you really ready to get married?
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her
Honest man $7500/...hahaha
A man finds a wallet with $7000 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $500 reward to anyone who returns it. He soon locates the owner and gives him the wallet, and the rich m
The Nagging Farmer's Wife
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow
Then the officer fainted!!!
One day, the police raided a whole group of pro*stitutes at a se*x party in a hotel and Lulu was among them: The police took them outside and had all the pro*stitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu"s grandma came by and saw her gran
Hey ! You never know, he might try this next :)
Yesterday from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official By Andy Borowitz
5 Types of Neighbors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqnTSrZc1HY
The Guide to being 'Woke'
Are you not woke enough? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Follow these easy steps to become more woke… or else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhwksPCObaU&t=1s
Who are the biggest marxist in the blogs?
I am just curious. Please stand up and be counted for.
Panic At White House As All The Stores Are Out Of Depends
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Anonymous sources are reporting heightened stress in the hallways of the White House. One source close to the Biden family revealed that the supply chain crisis currently gripping our nation has now reached the home of the Commander-
Verdict?……NOT GUILTY!!!!
???? LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT ???? Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting
smart old man, played his cards safe...
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old
The joke's on her.....
So four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dave's wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going. His buddies are naturally pissed off that
Sometimes you feel like a nut....
As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifl*e-- which no longer works-- and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. I came arou
Fun blog...joinup..
Pick up Whatsapp...makeup...Putup Pop up,stay up,sun up,roll up,set up and throw up... Getup fedup...Giveup Throwup....Cheeerup Closeup....please don't tell me ...shutup Most important Look up and be thankful God is there....being
That's a guy thing......
A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything" He replies, "Yes caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before." "Yes I was in the army"he says,I was in Iraq f
TDS has been replaced by BDS...
If you recall when Hillary lost, Republicans started in with the Hillary Derangement Syndrome for anyone who couldn't believe Trump won. They switched to the Trump Derangement Syndrome as Hillary faded out. Actually, it's not completely gone as I've
What a ...Dum Dum.....ha ha MEN!!!!!
The Male Cycle: 1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big ti*ts. 2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big ti*ts, but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. 3. In colleg
Heard moments ago on 'Funny You Ahould Ask'
The following were the joke answers given by comedians, before attempting the correct answer; Question = If you want to be liked by your boss, where should you sit, relative to your boss ? Joke Answer by Whitney Cummings = "On his lap." Qu
Another man bit the dust!!!!
The first apple.(this..A. Red head) A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at o
My Laugh for the Day.!!!
One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilit
Typical spoiled man!!!
How To Shower Like a Man Turn on immersion heater and wait hours for water to reheat after wife's shower. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and throw them on bedroom floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the
I loved President Reagan!!
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber we
Crafty old coot..hmm..sorry
An old wolf. So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend . The jeweller looked through his s
Well. That was an interesting night!!!
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No
Haaaaa... u made my day!!
A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly emba
Oops! He ain't going to that bar!!
So a couple had been married for only two weeks when the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies. And so he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where ar
She got him good!....
At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately. “I want t
What an.. instrument.....
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor” “Of course child. What may I do for you” “Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over th