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My First Impression Of CS Male Bloggers

I believe that first impression lasts. Just like most people, I base my first impression from what I see in a person's face . Some of that changed when I've come to know the person but for most, first impression lasts. Here on Blogland, it's ve

Blogland Party: Calling All Bloggers

Blogland is throwing a party, bloggers are not allowed to bring any outsiders…and everyone has to contribute. You all have responsibilities::uhoh: Bar full of drinks, Molly, Butterfly and Seagrit are in charge. Lots of desserts: DC Gambl

Baldness And Grey Hair

The Lord made a limited number of perfect scalps. The rest He covered with hair. Somebody asked me yesterday if I’m bald. No, I fear I do not have a perfect scalp… yet. I have a smallish bald patch on top and I have lost some hair in front

What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Been There, Done That ? According to Wikipedia: Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual periods stop permanently, and they are no longer able to have children , a natural change that typically

jokes copy paste

Puns and Other Groaners The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only

Love Is All Around... Blind Dates In The Blogland

Christ! too many single people here! What a shame! I know, I know you're not here for love...just for blogs Well, Valentine's day is almost here again...I thought it would be nice to send love to each and

CS BACHELORS AUCTION Night

Ladies, listen up...tonight is the night for these men I've been blogging here for so long, surrounded by these gorgeous bachelors and from time to time I wonder why they are still here? They have so much to offer and I think i

My Prediction Of The Bloggers' Future...One Came True!!!

Few weeks ago, I predicted the bloggers future and one of them, came true! Not LJ's but Trump's I'm not a certified fate teller but my crystal ball obviously is I bet a cup of coffee with my colleague too and enjoying my winn

Incoherent thoughts...

It's that time of the month again! I'm feeling miserable, have a headache and just don't feel like doing anything . Even a pint of coffee and some cinnamon rolls don't help at all Where the heck are you?! The time I need a lashing post I've

CS CALENDAR GIRLS 2015

CS MEN, are you lonesome tonight? Feeling so loveless and unlovable? Feeling like a looser? STOP!!! Don’t be… just sit back and relax , it’s time for you to meet CS eligible Calendar Girls and here they are::wink: Ms Janu

A most opinionated and judgmental moments

The dysfunction of one's behaviour can pollute even the most lucid and formidable mind. Why is that? Is it because sensationalized and most intriguing experience we encounter is the antidote to boredom? Our placid and yet dull existence is

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husba

What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?

Humor is very important in our life. A person with a lively sense of humor who can laugh at himself/herself and at just about anything is insightful and healthier in a lot of respect. Humor can free us from our inhibitions…can relieve the anxietie

A Party For Johnny...

just cos you've been a good boy.... bring out the party foods, drinks and balloons, everyone!! Angel, play the music...I can't upload at the mome

How Do You Like Your Eggs?

Woke up early morning here...was expecting a plumber at 8am...I fell asleep while waiting...he finally showed up at 11am and woke me up from my erotic dream Well, he's busy in the bathroom right now, I made him a cup of

An Archaeological Discovery

A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, w

women first impression..part 2..

Candykiss46... no kisses from this South African Beauty...should rename Candycrush...cross this lady and out comes Apartheid all over again..once you had black you never

Blogland Is Temporarily Closed For Blogging

WARNING: Everyone - please raise your glasses and join me in toasting our antique man…a gentleman of high principles, one who never gives in

CS Retirement Island

Sometimes I get cranky from my routine life...doing same things over and over again...worse part is when something else complicates that routine and make it worse. Despite all of these tiresome, depressing, irritating and heartbreaking things to dea

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TROLLS

According to Wikipedia: A troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore. They dwell in isolated rocks, mountains, or caves, live together in small family units but their dwellings seems to be getting too congested for

What Did I Miss Here? Angel's Birthday!!!

Aarrrgh...I'm so tired, exhausted don't feel like working and think anymore so I'm blogging! Still at work but don't feel like working anymore ...after such a busy day of trying to sort out others's mess... Oh boy...I miss

Bloggers' Original Pick UP LINES...

No wonder why we're still blogging here! 1. You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. 2. Surprise me !!! I am me ! I have a very strong personality. If urs r not it will make u feel i

Evolution

Inanimate Love

Object sexuality or objectophilia is where humans are attracted to inanimate objects, They often feel love and commitment and believe that objects have souls, intelligence and feelings as well as being able to communicate. Ive blogged about shoppi

Funny Johnny Carson's quips...

Two generations stayed up late watching Johnny Carson host of the Tonight Show. I remember friends repeating some of the funny things he said. If you know the show, his side kick and co-host Ed McMahon would often lead Johnny into something funny.

Cat?

Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys??? Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys are keeping extremely quiet. If the bottom end of SA broke off, taking PE with it, I'm assuming som

Once Upon A Time

There was a sad and lonely little troll. He lived under a remote bridge in the land of Nod. Everyone knew he was a troll, except for him. He thought he was a knight in shining armor. Other trolls would attempt to get to know him, but he would

The Walking Dead Season 6 Episode 1

Superb! 6 AM my time here and just finished watching the Season 6 Episode 1 in Putlocker...WOW, I can't get enough of those zombies Can hardly wait for Episode 2! Not really a big fan of zombies but the story is really great, how tho

The thousand comment blog

Please help me I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog.. If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3 years As I only have limited time online (yet seem to be here 24/7)I must be running so

Older Women

(I LOVE THIS!) SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISK

Some choice here ladies!

Handsome men to chat to - who is the one for you?

Really Need To Get Laid...

I'm not myself these days...working too hard and not getting enough sleep...and that greatly affect my libido Busy at work here and just accidentally voided a big order that took a lot of effort to process and set up for shipment. Have to do

Water Vs Wine

To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who are always seen with a bottle of purified water in their hand. As I always say: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, but in water there is bacteria. In a number of c

Hey, don't waste your time! LoL

Talking To Yourself?

Do you talk to yourself? I grew up believing that it is the first sign of insanity but apparently it is not so bad. Only when you have full conversations with yourself, you need to get worried. It may be a sign of schizophrenia. Normal con

Perhaps the biggest mystery of all mankind

So I hop out of the shower. Standing naked in front of the mirror, I start brushing my teeth. Okay, next, I grab for the Q-tips. You know, you gotta keep your ears clean. Following all that, I grab my pit spray. Spraying my pits, it hits me. W

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When/How Does $ Affect/Influence Your Relationship

Money plays a very important role in a relationship. I'm sure many won't date someone who is jobless and financially in trouble. Many will go for someone who's financially stable but how and when could we find out one's financial status? How would

He's the only one that fits the bill.

Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially ind

Geology joke of the day.

What did the tectonic plate say, when it bumped into another ? . . . Sorry, my fault. . . You shouldn't put more on your plate, than you can handle. http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/jimnasticsonmult