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Ha ! The Beatles were WRONG !
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The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for he
Bumperstickers
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "The more people I meet, the
"Love is all you need"...
"Love, love, love. Love is all you need." Well, that's assuming you have enough air to breathe. Because without that, your love is not going to last too long at all. Of course, if you can't get water at some point, you won't last very long wi
Brunette Jokes
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Woman stops 12 ft. Gator with .22 pistol
"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fie
Ups and Downs
The ups and downs of the Stock Market frightened a lot of small investors. One guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and asked if he were worried. His adviser replied, "Well, let me put it this way, I sleep like a baby." The man was amazed
Little Johnny's Homework Excuse
When little Johnny was in the fifth grade he looked downcast, so his teacher asked, "What's the problem, Johnny, I hope it's not homework again"? "Well, uh, yes it is", replied Johnny. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane
I Figured It Out
I finally figured out how to get a 10 inch d*ck. I just gotta fold it in half :)
Ya just got to love 'em.....
When they help with the chores.................. .....
Okay, How About This
Go door to door selling "no soliciting" signs
Kancho
This is a thing in Japan.
Christmas Humor
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Highest Impeachment rating in history ? (satire)
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt, Donald Trum
Nosehair...
My grandfather had a forest of ear hair times 2. Unlike him I seem to have gotten an overabundance of nose hair that requires trimming every few weeks. If I don't and I breathe real hard I can feel it rustling like leaves in the wind!
The Magician
A magician has been working on a cruise ship doing the same act for many years. The audiences like him, and they change often enough that he doesn’t have to worry about finding new tricks. But the captain’s parrot sits in the back row and watches him
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A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she rep
Study
A study was done and the result said that women were happier with less attractive men. Do that mean i am attractive?
That’s where we are headed.......
CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you wa
Teenage Umbilical Cord
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When 2 of the worst US presidents duke it out.....with words.
First the background, well summed up by the following video; Then quick as a bunny, the comedy from Borowitz, laden with the irony of what should have been said, if Trump was truthf
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office. At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door,
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A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made." A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father ans
Why men shouldn't write advice columns
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Conservatives dictionary...
I'm thinking about writing a book for liberals to understand words spoken by Conservatives. It will be sort of a political dictionary and the title will be: "I speak Connese, do you?" Examples of the first edition will include words like: far
What we have here, is a failure to communicate.
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over 45? test your alertness
Fill in the missing letters to check your cognitive skills. People on CS do have a slight advantage because we are so us*d to working round miss*ng letters. Or is it an advantage? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_
Sharing the wealth (of laughter).......with YOU !
It's been suggested (by loonies) that I'm getting paid big $$$$$$$ to blog. So, I've decided to share that wealth with you. Thus, everyone who watches the following video gets 20% of the income I'm getting from posting it. That's rig
Fake profile for chat
Interesting, when you have a fake profile with no picture and you write nonsense you have more views and conversations than with real ones. You can write such nonsense and you will get an answer. Interesting, very interesting. Check out my new blog
Robert Mueller frustrates a small part of society
Andy Borowitz's column, a timely response to Mueller's only press meeting, which happened earlier today Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Mueller Stirs Controversy by Urging Americans to Read
just in ..
GENEALOGY A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answe
Laugh, Donald at his best continue
Your POTUS at his best. https://youtu.be/SaMWjsYQud0
Way to go Nancy ! lol
Comedy - Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Takes Advantage of Trump’s Storming Out of Oval Office to Hide Nuclear Codes By Andy Borowitz 11:02 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Hous
On the CREATION
And God CREATED Man in His Own Image" God is ALL Colors of MANKIND Including BLACK but when God gazed upon Hi