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A Big-city Lawyer...
A Big-city Lawyer... was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.
Jaws And The Newly Weds
A real estate salesman and his new blonde wife flew to the Bahamas for their honeymoon. The groom was in the water snorkeling while his new bride was sunbathing on the beach. Suddenly a large shark attacked and took a huge chunk out of the man's u
THE WOODEN TOILET SEAT
The train raced onward through the night, chugging power and a sense of purpose. Molly and Jack were stuck on the crossing. Molly died instantly but Jack lived another 23 years. He said he'd been quite attached to his legs but both had to be amput
Bad Bureaucracies
It's kinda annoying when a simple process of renewing a passport turns into circus, I'm sure every embassies has different sets of rules and regulations to follow but our embassy rules here simply suck, so unproductive and not helpful at all. We hav
Holiday Cheer!
God rest ye silly gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember mainstream media is Nothing to believe. Save us from all your BS blogs And give it all a rest. All tidings of misery and hate Misery and hate Oh tidings of misery and hate .
Daddy...
A young boy goes to his father and says "Daddy?" The father replies "Yes son" and the son says "Daddy, I have a question" The father says "son, what's your question?" The boy asks "Is Rotterdam a bad word?" The father thinks for a second... Rotte
Clooney heading for divorce?
If Clooney can't keep his woman, all us men are in trouble.
woman...man...
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How to open a beer bottle without touching it!
Check this out! You may learn something amazing! :)
$10 complaint
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
just to lighten the mood
A guy walks into a bar and sees three large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, this got him curious so he asked the barmen about them, so the barman explained ... 'well, sir .. if you can jump and manage to slap the meat then you get free d
Ivanka needs a babysitter...
Ivanka is scheduled to appear (by order of the court) Wednesday next week to testify in the New York fraud trial of the Trump organization case. You know, she and Jared have moved to Miami and she's busying raising children. Pretty terrible duty mom
The Scary TRUTH About Elevators!
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Farmer and Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the Hardware Store and bought a bucket, and a gall
The Secret's Out Now
Everyone knows its my birthday soon so . . . . . . well, I'm a year older
Trump invites Putin to the White House
SATIRE Satire from The Borowitz Report Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda said on Friday
MGTOW Pt II
How to tow an MG. Before you start, you must determine what kind of MG you have. Is it an MGA, MGB MGTD or a variant of same? It could be an MG Midget. You may have an Austen Healey Sprite which looks like an MG but isn't. Not that it matters
Trump invaded by newest caravan
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Unable to Stop Caravan of Democratic Women Invading Washington By Andy Borowitz November 7, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump warned on Wednes
Christmas time AGAIN?
Hope everyone has a good week ahead.
A Few Smiles
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doi
Yup
It sucks how every girl I am interested in is either taken or has good taste in men
Neat Math Trick
I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!! Amazing it really works to reveal my all-time favorite movie. I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator
Will Rogers...With Your Spurs On
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two
good for a giggle.
I have never read this book but it is supposed to be very good, If anyone has please feel free to give me a quick personal blurb meanwhile enjoy a laugh..
SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At
wishes
my wishes from santa is a man to cross oceans for me these Xmas holidays... but I can see I am left out I don't see snow where I live neither trees to cut for Xmas decorations as I love fresh stuff with natural scents... this Xmas is gonna
Alcohol...
Never in my whole life would I imagine that the day would come that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!! True what they say: This is the New Now. Terrible.
If, if and then if...
If there is something like God and also if God is the creator and then if I were that God. The creation would be: There is no other species other than the 'homo sapiens'. No childhood or aged fellas but the young, immortal, glamorous, beautiful c
Business Proposal...
I got up this morning thinking, there must be a way to quickly become a multi-millionaire. I just need to find the right Business Proposal. If I play my cards right, I'd be rich in just 2 weeks... Awesome.
Calling all moderators...
Calling all moderators... Calling all moderators... Be on the lookout for 40 bogus profiles. They are giving out phone numbers and email address, using photos stolen from Twitter and Instagram. They come from non-existent locations like Dallas, New
The Girls Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for ho
Remembering A Great Icon Of The Entertainment Comm
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
Joke
Why do women close their eyes while having sex? They hate seeing a man enjoying himself.
Robot Bartender
A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY REPLIES, "WHISKEY." THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?" THE GUY SAYS, "16
She loves long moonlit walks along the ocean...
Women often have great expectations for what to do on a first date. Stated in many profiles I've seen, they want those romantic walks along the ocean. Guys, be wary of such requests, especially if the women lives in a city like Albuquerque, New Mexic
Humor
A husband, who is not the most outgoing guy, relents to his wife's months of nagging to take her out dancing. During the evening one guy on the dance floor is giving it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. Seeing this perfor
Travel Plans
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. ? ? Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito . I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. The
Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golf
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron" Abby looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit.9Iron." He looks at the frog and decides t