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Wakeup Kiss
Have you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned over and gave her a great big kiss ? Well, I did this morning. And now apparent
For you, Molly!!!
I’d be very offended if you did not laugh!! https://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/22
Girls Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for ho
Forrest Gump Dies
The day finally arrived.Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well,Forrest, it is cert
One wonders, what could change his mind so drasticly. lol
In The New Yorker today; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons By Andy Borowitz 11:34 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sudden departure from
Just Done The Math
Over my lifetime, I spent 95% of my money on booze, drugs, and parties. The rest I just wasted
Oops! He ain't going to that bar!!
So a couple had been married for only two weeks when the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies. And so he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where ar
THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPY
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passi
ROMATIC MIS-ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE- THE FUNNIER
I have one facet of my character that saves me from going down in a heap of jelly when i get had over in romance again- a sense of humour...if i did not have that, then i really WOULD be in trouble...writing this-adapted from a very old UK radio come
Lady Bloggers
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY , to all of the pretty and nice ladies here!
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Atleast now I have confirmed that I am confused not least I had suspected myself way back then, it's now real I am Confused not with this new changes on here.
Why Women Live Longer Than Men...
https://youtu.be/jyvJtA0c06M And Why Some Kids Don't Survive Childhood - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, YALL!!
Mar a Lago crisis.
This afternoon in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid By Andy Borowitz 12:24 P.M. PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report)—Don
Old jokes - TGIF!
*I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. *We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. *My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife calls it the Dead Sea. *The Doctor called Mrs. Smit
Oxymorons. Unlike the usual ones we find so often on CS, present company included.
Pretty ugly, short skyscraper, army intelligence, bad sex, funny funeral.......
Tidbits of Humor 2
What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum? He has a meltdown! Did you know santa claus knows karate? He has a black belt! Jack, the town drunkard, was at his wit’s end, he had
Old Guy Trying To pick up Young Ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItXKGyO6cRA
It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!!
YOUTUBE The Story Of Festivus Yep! December 23...FESTIVUS! The most irreverent, sacrilegious, un-commercialized holiday that celebrat
I wonder why no one is focused on the real important stuff these days.
You know. The life or death issues like; How many times an obese person needs to flush a toilet if they overeat on KFC & McDonalds or How the new light bulbs make you look off color when you spray your face with spray-on tan products or
Miss a women
Hello fellow bloggers especially you ladies. Oh I do miss a partner I have to do my washing,cleaning,shopping clean my car make my bed. Where are girls I miss you.Come and change my life so that I can have more time to go down the pub ,play golf,et
He who casts the first Congresswoman
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Orders Pence to Find Passage in Bible Where Jesus Tells People to Get the Hell Out By Andy Borowitz 10:59 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hop
America's Democratic Convention
Democrat Convention Schedule Monday, July 25, 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment. 1:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants. 3:15 PM A
Hope This Joke Isn't Too Old
Senior Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I
Ivanka Trump's next business venture ?
You may have heard by now, that Ivanka Trump will be closing up her Chinese child sweat shop. Sad, so sad. https://www.npr.org/2018/07/24/632019337/ivanka-trump-is-closing-her-fashion-company So, what will the girl that has a father,
Good idea!
This is absolutely brilliant! Gonna try this out the next time I am asked
I don't
Like this at any time, As the big day is approaching I mean this valentine I am no where near to recieve atleast a small package of chocolates neither a single red rose of a flower... Ok atleast some one to promise me a sweet lie like to tak
The Way Some People Think
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
Eating with a facemask
With the easing on the opening of restaurants, and before I make my reservations, I experimented with a number of ways of how to tackle one of my favourite pasta dishes – that of spaghetti olio, aglio e peperoncino – all while wearing a facemask.
Date
I had a date last night, it was great, tomorrow I'll try a grape.
Parents Just Relieved Teen Who Came Home Drunk Wasn't Drinking Bud Light
NEW BRITAIN, PA — Local parents Tim and Julia Yoder were understandably upset when their 17-year-old daughter Carlie came home drunk last weekend. However, their anger quickly turned to relief upon learning that Carlie had not, in fact, been consumin
Male 4 Sale
One male 4 sale, 38 years old, balding, overweight, unemployed. Male is suitable to keep chained up in the yard to keep away strangers, pests, and small furry animals.
An Old Geezer
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000." Doctor "Youn
Relax....Everyone Needs A Chuckle
This was sent to me this morning and I thought it would be a nice chuckle! https://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0
The New Boss (True Story)
If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this. Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all
Oops
His request approved, the CNN News photographer chartered a flight from the local airport, and was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jump
Wife Found Alive In Coffin
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open
Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:
No offense to anyone here! "One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D.Roosevelt