The New Boss (True Story)

If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and
thinking things through, you will love this.
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake up, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of
workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”
The CEO said, “Wait right here.”
He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay.
Now GET OUT and don’t come back!!”
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”
From across the room a voice said, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”

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Comments (15)

I love it lol!Oh happy day for the pizza guy.
Hi Zesty,

Yeah, lucky pizza guy! I think I know him.confused
All I Know Is I Would Love To Be The One For The CEO to give me all that money lol.WHere do i sign up?lol
He told me he wasn't signing any pizza people!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I think the boss must have been a "crusty ole guy"rolling on the floor laughing Couldn't take a joke.rolling on the floor laughing
I'm wetting my knickers.laugh
Bea,

You better go change them before you catch cold.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
@ Cat rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hey, think we should all start delivering pizzas! laugh rolling on the floor laughingpizza pizza pizza
Avias,

You might want to start delivering them to Arcelor-Mittal Steel. I understand the "boss" will give you 4 weeks pay for you to leave!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
GJ...What was that address? grin thumbs up thumbs up laugh
The company is located in Cleveland, Ohio. Are you thinking about applying? Don't apply for the pizza delivery job! I have already filled that position!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
love it , Jim!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
GJ...Filled the position huh? crying crying
LOL Jim..

Really like the story. And true, you say? That makes it even funnier! rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks for posting it. handshake
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