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James Taylor updates his 1970 song Fire and Rain

James Taylor updates his 1970 song 'Fire and Rain'.

Don't worry sensitive little peeps It is not political.

Away From The Beaten track

Lets us take a road that no one likes to walk A dark road ,Whear no Sun light comes... Only dark feelings of being lost cold and without hope.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sSoKbv46zc Have any one here fellt like Tosca ?

My Laugh for the Day

My Laugh for the Day.!!!

One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilit

Time for A Closer Look

Time for A Closer Look

What is the most funniest thing u ever did or someone or witness

What is the most funniest thing u ever did or someone or witness

Most funniest moment ever you witness how hard it made u laugh how did it make your day go and who u tell

Healthy Diets Is Too Dangerous

I just cut myself peeling an apple. This never would have happened with dough nuts!

lol

A guy goes to the doctor one day with a stomach ache. After describing the symptoms to the doctor, the doctor diagnoses him with a rare bug that needed treatment and the only way to treat it was with a enema. The guy drops his pants, the doctor says

I Would Be More Inclined To Grow Up

If I saw that it worked out for everyone else..............

I have just one word for this Wow

I have just one word for this - Wow !

I've met pitbulls that were nicer. The 2018 Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxISB26avpw

Dreams

They say if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life. That has never been true for me and neither was taking a dump. I found out last night however that there is something that if you do it in a dream, you do it in real life. In the interest of decen

Would You Believe It?

My neighbor came knocking on my door at 3 am. Can you believe it, 3 am? Luckily for him, I was still up playing my drums.

Well Now

I was just looking at my photo ratings and this dog photo actually has a higher rating than my real photo's Now if that don't tell me something, I don't know what will lol

Fun blog joinup

Fun blog...joinup..

Pick up Whatsapp...makeup...Putup Pop up,stay up,sun up,roll up,set up and throw up... Getup fedup...Giveup Throwup....Cheeerup Closeup....please don't tell me ...shutup Most important Look up and be thankful God is there....being

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window

'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Theres a BIG balloon outside

There's a BIG balloon outside?

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Missing in action

Missing in action.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1515729/royal-marines-training-exercise-US-Marine-Corps-Exercise-Dagger-Green Royal Marines make mockery of US troops just DAYS into training exercise. Where's Bohemund when you need him

A Drunk Woman Is Watching TV And Yells

"Don't go there, don't go into that church you dumb b*tch." Her husbands asks "what are you watching?" She replies "our wedding video."

lol

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy box? A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "lie to me." Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Anne with the Pillsbury Doughboy? A: A red headed b*tch with a yeast infection. Q:

kindergarten

kindergarten

The neighbour’s child opposite my window in a high shrill voice memorizes nursery rhymes he went first with Jack n Jill quite well till it came to fetch a pail somehow the fetch became ketch my mind in wonder Jill doused in ketchup jac

lol

Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you dont have an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do, & hes upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brie

Deer Camp

Deer Camp

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to brea

lol

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an aircraft. The next day, he called

lol

One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the stree

I cant hear you

I can’t hear you

An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years. The elderly man goes back in a month for a checkup. The doctor says, “Your hearin

He never got any respect

He never got any respect

Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield He said... With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. My wife only has sex with

Constant source of humor

Constant source of humor

Yeah, the scammers on here accidentally come up with some classics. About a year ago, one told me that she? couldn't arrive in my country because her mother needed an operation on her testicles. Well today, I got a lovely invitation

Hay

Hay !!

What ? Did you think I was joking ?

How is that for her having the last laugh

How is that for her having the last laugh ?

A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an Afr*ican woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I'm buying drinks for everyone in this bar, except that w

my lipstick blog

my lipstick blog...

I suppose there are times in one's life where they have to kiss some asp, so my suggestion is to use a barrier of lipstick. Yeah... that's the ticket!

Joe Bloggs

The original blogger

On the rag

On the rag...

Breaking News: Amid rising costs and material shortages, the latest in the never ending strain on consumers has a break in the supply chain of what normally is considered female sanitary protection. Yeah, who would have thought this could have happen

Trump sues majority of US population satire

Trump sues majority of US population (satire)

Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House By Andy Borowitz July 8, 2021

I'm Like Anyone Else

I have a angel on my left shoulder and a devil on the right. Problem is that I'm deaf in my left ear.

Lion Prank

I want to do this lol

lol

There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonof

Planet Earth endangered by FrH beings

Planet Earth endangered by FrH beings

from The Borowitz Report Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans By Andy Borowitz MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)

Ha The Beatles were WRONG

Ha ! The Beatles were WRONG !

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Love-Metal-Hanger-Sign/333638438109?hash=item4dae668cdd:g:HNwAAOSwBDpe-N-2 You CAN buy 'Love'. Only $11.80 & $11.10 shipping.

:)

A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead

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