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Breaking News ! Trump resigns.

It should have happened a while ago. I knew right from the start he was way in over his head and didn't know what he was doing at all. It was just a matter of time, and this was the only way he could 'save face'. You may recall that I knew he

New FBI Director ??

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A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it

Jeff Gordon

Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.

Card Game

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart—he has t

"Gee, do you think they have insurance ?"

Or make your own photo caption(s). Here's the photo;

Trump on trial

Knock knock...

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Judge Cannon...

Judge Aileen Mercedes Cannon was selected to hear the case of Trump v. United States in August 2022. Since then, she's been in the news almost on a daily basis. With so much coverage, I'm surprised there is only ONE photo the news media uses of this

The Wife

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she

What Causes Arthritis?

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began re

Hey...

Anybody here ? 'Just came from work , tired but don't feel like sleeping..... N4,where are you, girls?

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This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the same as the name of a boy she went to school with, 30 years ago. However, when she sees him, she thinks it can't be - this guy is ANCIENT, must be his fat

Its Bad Driving Where I Live

You got to watch out for the pieces of road in the potholes

Do not come to Holland -

Do not come to Holland -

Who is the one being chased?

So, lets have some fun. 'I'm in the mood for love.'

I originally became exposed to this song, when I was a little kid watching The Little Rascals. There was one episode called 'Pinch Singer'. In it Alfala sang a tune (off-key). It was 'I'm in the mood for love', (originally written by Jimmy McHugh

Rocket man cuts him off

Tonight in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Told Trump He Was Too Busy Developing Ballistic Missiles to Help Him with Biden Thing By Andy Borowitz 5:40 P.M. PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Rep

A Closer look at yesterday

I have a sense of Humor :)

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentle

@ DC

would the Answer to words hidden in pic that you posted be as follows ...................... Fecking Brat Kids trashing their Room

Christmas in the tropics

Hah...You're wrong. I'm not going to complain about the heat. Cause I like it. No, I'm going to complain about my Christmas present. My bad. My friend got me a lovely new smart phone for Christmas. Well, I think I'm too stupid to own a

Fish & Chips Monastery

A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, however he is invited inside for "Fish and Chips" for lunch. After lunch he exclaimed that this was t

More Morning Humor

Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he h

Another Trump Administration replacement ? lol

This most recent offering is a prime example of Andy Borowitz's terrific wit & satire. It's outlandish, but given the actual behavior of the current worst US president in history, including his own collegiate journey, it's almost believable. Inde

Trump's new 'chief of staff' lol

Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Names TV Remote New Chief of Staff By Andy Borowitz December 10, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Having been turned down by several previous choices

Mount Rushmore...

It's the talk that president Trump wants his face on Mount Rushmore, or at least he's suggested it would be a good idea. I'm thinking it's a joke, but some fact checking say it's true. Sure Donald, you can bring it up as much as you want, but there'

Graham Martin is in the Hospital

Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a

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One day, I was on a date with this girl I been seeing off and on lately. She excused herself to the bathroom but left her phone on the table and I knew it wasn't password protected. I decided to have a quick look and when I brought up her contact

The Swipe Blog...

Last week I saw a blog about a place where people can go to smash-up objects like computer screens and TV's to release their 'pent up energy' as a form of therapy. Take a baseball bat and head to a warehouse with some discarded objects and 'have at

Hair today... gone tomorrow.

I was looking at old photos of my father taken when he was around my age. He had less hair than me. Very thin on top, but I'm the one with more grey hair. Grandmothers on both sides of the family had white hair at an early age. My uncle (on my mot

Urban Dictionary

Sometimes things have more than one meaning. I don't recommend that you go and look at the definitions of these words but if choose to do so, don't say I didn't warn you. Hummer Teabag Snowball Dumpster Mud plug http://www.urbandictionary.c

A Little Humor

A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office . “Here”, said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The bathroom is over there on your right. The Doctor will be with you in a few minutes.” A few minutes later the lady came

Smile

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!

Ok, So . . .

All I have to do is beat depression, beat anxiety, beat autism, learn how to make phone calls, beat social anxiety, learn to be less awkward, learn how to talk to people, overcome my fear of crowds. Yeah, when I do all of that, its all over for ev

Cruising...

Tag. ) ..deep Tom Fakes... https://youtube.com/shorts/WCTtfvFwTf4?si=86UOGNmKv9fdLTPC.

And The Sign Said

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply .So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why .He said you like a fine understanding man, I think you'll do , So I took off my hat and said imagine that, Me working for

Best divorce letter.....

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell ... Your boss called to tell me th

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A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would ki

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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and

To Be Six Again

You really have to give this guy an A+ for effort. George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday which was coming up soon. As he sat on the edge of the bed, he watched his wife turning back and fort