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Interview of Sara Cooper

Women are from.....

Several years ago, there was a best selling book, 'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. This book was supposed to become an aid for women and men to better understand each other. The idea, was that communication and thinking were so dif

New way to be?,

When I was younger life was simple, no smart phones, I talked to my kids most every day, BUT NOW! They have nothing to say, there’s something on Facebook or some other site, they can’t communicate, its just not right, family meals don’t exist, af

A ban on TikTok...

It was a wild idea a few years ago and now it's up where the U.S. Senate has passed a bill that could ban TikTok unless its Chinese parent company, ByteDance, divests from it. Just think of all the FREE TIME people will have if they weren't postin

I am I am ......i think I am :)

One of the good days it was today.... a day of light and happiness no shadow formed against me shall prosper... ....and if you say what to that then I say do they speak English is what mother clucker..... Again a jok

Punbelievable!

I can't believe it was Pancake Tuesday recently. It really CREPE-D up on us... Pun very much intended

I don't think 'Ketchup' man might be interested...lol

Heinz Looks for Man Who Survived a Month at Sea Eating Only Ketchup So They Can Buy Him a Boat Spotting an opportunity to change someone’s life and nab some pretty stunning publicity in the process, Heinz is looking to get in contact with a

Yet another balloon taken down

https://www.facebook.com/reel/432566189024881/?s=single_unit&__cft__

I'm loving it!

I like this logo. I first saw this about 10-12 years ago. Someone decided to have a little fun with McDonald's logo and slogan. https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H2fe45969dd3b4543a86a8813303d5d26T/Volkrays-Personality-Car-Sticker-I-M-

Maybe Jada should have been slapped...

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett appear at the Oscars ceremony and comedian Chris Rock jokingly comments about Jada's hair loss. Will walks up to the stage and slaps Chris and shouts obscenities. A joke gone too far? Obviously, there is something deepe

True Love

Me and the wife, we got such cute pet names for each other. She is my honey bunches and I am her fking a**hole

It is certainly time.....

....for a Closer Look... at the madness festering at the head of the GOP;

A TERRIFIC 'A Closer Look' by Seth Myers tonight

I just got done watching this live one minute ago. Terrific !

And now we break for a little humor

A couple had been wanting to have a child for so long, and was so desperate that they consulted a Shaman hoping that he could solve their problem. The Shaman said that they would have their first child next year, with a condition that it is accomp

Trump supports New York Democrat for Congress

US and CHINA relations...

I see Joe met with Xi in California and discussed future relations between the 2 countries. Xi assured Joe that all is well and soon Pandas will be arriving to make up for the one on loan that had to be returned. https://tse3.mm.

Sara Cooper (lip synching actual Trump statements) i.e. on drug test lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XpVcXO3sYU

Can You Believe It?

My neighbor came over banging and screaming at my door at 3 am this morning. Can you believe the nerve. Fortunately for him I was still up playing my drums

Where is Nancy?

School board candidate facing furious backlash after photo reveals his 'Where is Nancy?' costume I will vote for th

The Major League Record for......

..... having home runs hit off your head. That's using your head, Jose.

What is the best time to water plants outside?

No hints. Guesses allowed. Switch it up if you like.

I love the way he narrated the videos...

videos made me laugh today

The biggest problem for Trump with mail in voting

In The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Warns That Mail-In Ballots Could Result in Voting By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Ca

That's a guy thing......

A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything" He replies, "Yes caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before." "Yes I was in the army"he says,I was in Iraq f

My short stories of previous events in my life.

What is standing in a puddle of water with red legs? Due to a maximum of 4000 letters it comes in parts. Part one. It was one of these days, you wake up and don´t really know if you are going through with it. Pure group pressure makes you slowly

Typo...

I think a lot faster thant I type and I find I'm sending to omuch time fizing typos. If I didn't correct my typos I'm sure people wouldn;t be able to comprehend what I was saying. So this id my odfficial yopo blog with out corrections. I remember m

Mommy, I have to make number two...

I used to think it was universal that parents taught their young children number one was pee and number two was poo, but some kids just point to the front or back!

Worms vs Whiskey

If you put a worm in a glass of water it will swim around. If you put that same worm in a glass of whiskey it will die. Moral of the story, if you drink whiskey, you won't have worms.

Some dinner invitation rules...

When invited to a party or holiday celebration you should have a snack at least one hour before the arrival time. Many times parties start later than expected and you will be famished and hungry enough to consume enough food for 3 people. Being a lit

Heard tonight on 'Comics Unleashed'

"You know you've gotten old, when your favorite candy is.....Tums." Also, "I don't see what the problem with gays is. It makes it a lot easier for me. It eliminates most of the pretty guys and the dyke-ish women from the dating poo

Grammar

The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts

Love Notes

I sent my new girlfriend a drawn love note I made with my ipad. She replied "awww how sweet". I told her that I actually drew it with my p*nis. She asked "why is the font so thin?"

Religion, COVID and the fear of 5G...

There appears to be a connection between religion, COVID and the fear of 5G as they often are blogged together. That reminds me of the senior member who passed away nearly 2 years ago. Many of his blogs were on the same subjects. He was friendly a

Hey ! You never know, he might try this next :)

Yesterday from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official By Andy Borowitz

Newest Trump book on the horizon ?

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Agrees to Be Interviewed for New Book by Joe Biden By Andy Borowitz September 11, 2020 W

Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a break from a long-standing tradition, the White House announced that this year's Thanksgiving turkey

lol

The Newfie got pulled over by the police and when the cop approached his car, he could smell booze coming from the Newfie. The cop asked "are you drinking tonight sir?" The Newfie replied "yes I am, I had 6 shots of whiskey, 4 rum and cokes, and 3 be

Biden’s campaign speech to other Democrats: Fact Checked.

Before the fact checking, did I hear Biden say an illegal Alien killed a young American Woman and then he got this Woman's name wrong even though her name is clearly on the medallion he held up for others to see during his campaign sp

Heard moments ago on 'Funny You Ahould Ask'

The following were the joke answers given by comedians, before attempting the correct answer; Question = If you want to be liked by your boss, where should you sit, relative to your boss ? Joke Answer by Whitney Cummings = "On his lap." Qu

Funnies

Monkeys relax, eat, play, sleep and have sex like crazy ... I was wondering ... why the hell did we evolve ?! -------------------------------- ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? WITNESS: He

Joke of the day no.2

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.