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Bad Leadership updates for those 50 Million who will vote for Democrats

Bad Leadership updates: for those 50 Million who will vote for Democrats .....

..... for those 50 Million who will vote for Sleepy Joe please think again..... by the way, NOTE: This thread is about the Joe Biden's bad leadership. All unrelated post will be towed away sooner or later. "So here's what I don't underst

Being the president of the United States is a part time job

Being the president of the United States is a part-time job...

Being the president of the United States is a part-time job and I have proof. I do.

Words we use every day that sometimes arent really words

Words we use every day that (sometimes) aren't really words...

A list of words that I see/hear all the time that come to mind: wanna is the shortened version 'want to' as in "Be back shortly, I wanna get a drink" coz is the shortened version of 'because' for example "Coz you never know about th

BLM looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Rittenhouse is acquitted

BLM looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Rittenhouse is acquitted

KENOSHA, WI—Black Lives Matter activists across the country are looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Kyle Rittenhouse is acquitted. Rittenhouse is on trial for shooting and killing a p*dophile and a kidnapper after they tried to

Quote of the day

Quote of the day

Sadly, it's much too late for some. They are brain dead.

Your daily dose of Donald Thanksgiving Edition

Your daily dose of Donald... Thanksgiving Edition!

It's been a crazy month with Hurricane Nicole whacking Mar-a-Lago, Trump abandoning TRUTH for a reinstated Twitter account, the judge on the FBI search no longer accepting delays, his accountant testifying against him in his tax fraud case. I used t

Coronavirus pow wow

Coronavirus pow wow

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Congress's care package: The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, bu

A Serious Idea for You to Ponder

A Serious Idea for You to Ponder

If the sign in the middle of a grassy area, says "Keep Off The Grass"........ How did it get there ?

The FBI Raid On Melanias Closet Was Justified Says Merrick Garland

'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified.WASHINGTO

Famous Monsters of Politics

Famous Monsters of Politics

Which are your favorites?

Kids that put a smile on ones face

Kids that put a smile on one's face.

There was this toddler that ran into the kitchen asking his mom the following question: Mummy why do grown ups go to heaven with their legs up in the air? Mummy: Now that's not entirely true my dear. Toddler: OH yes it's true Mummy, I just walked p

Apparently we are all living inside a Hollywood fictional movie.

According to certain members here, they have proof that Hollywood storylines have become reality, so we have luminescent proteins coursing through our veins that can be tracked, sadly they missed the film about how a minuscule luminous light source c

I want to know where she lives too

I want to know where she lives, too!!

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her Why are you Crying........................... what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to

If

If...

If I win the lottery I'll buy this place and make membership free!

Stories nurses and doctors cherish...

....There are quite a few. most humourous, and quite telling of human nature....But I digress.....Well, perhaps later, alligators.

This is how we do it

This is how we do it ??

https://youtu.be/s-mo_zkjq-U

Trump finally achieves something actually bigger and not just his record number of lies

Trump finally achieves something actually bigger (and not just his record number of lies)

Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His By Andy Borowitz July 15, 2020 W

When youre so bad at

When you're so bad at...

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So

I said to the wife "well if I'm so bald, how do you explain that long dark curly hair?" She replied "your a** don't count"

My new webpage

My new webpage

I've decided to start a new webpage to help others save money. It's called, 'Hey, go fund yourself !' Members can deposit money following a repeated schedule, or haphazardly, as they likely are used to. An account manager wi

Hot off the press No one who cant read could have seen the pandemic coming

Hot off the press; No one (who can't read) could have seen the pandemic coming

Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Study: No One Could Have Seen Pandemic Coming Except People Capable of Reading By Andy Borowitz April 13, 2020 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—No one

Fleeing to Russia

Fleeing to Russia...

New news about the 'Merchant of Death' arms dealer Viktor Bout who was recently traded with Russia for the release of Brittney Griner. It's reported he sent a telegram to Donald Trump asking him to flee to Russia to escape the charges in New York tha

What time is it

What time is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21mLECfpv3M

Trumps advice to Biden on choosing a VP

Trump's advice to Biden on choosing a VP

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Accuses Biden of Dragging out V.P. Search Instead of Picking First Clown Who Says Yes By Andy Borowitz Au

Trump awarded 3 states today

Trump awarded 3 states today.

The Republicans said it wasn't over. They warned us that the counting wasn't done. Some of the totals are in now, and Trump has dominated 3 states. . . . . . The state of delusion, the state of denile, and the state of insanity were all domin

Joke of the night

Joke of the night

It was in the news that a woman in a heated French kiss, bit off the tip of her lover's tongue. The man stated, that he was extremely happy.....that he only got to 'first base' with her.

Washington Redskins Officially Change Their Name

Washington Redskins Officially Change Their Name

The sports world has been waiting for the new name of the Washington Redskins to be announced. Wait no longer the name change has happened. The storied franchise formerly known as the Washington Redskins new name should satisfy the public and quiet t

Ive fallen and I cant get up

I've fallen and I can't get up!

Two generations ago, Mrs. Fletcher laying on the ground holding her Life Alert remote necklace, called the emergency monitoring dispatcher and shouted "I've fallen and I can't get up!" This started as a TV commercial and sales based on fear sent a m

Pink

Pink

I love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decided one day to have the lower half of my hair painted pink. It was supposed to be temporary color but

Blabbermouth

Blabbermouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-1vzx6c3tQ

Democrat Great Story For 2020

Democrat Great Story For 2020

We so sorry. We so busy with failing impeachment last 4 year we don't get single thing you want done. But vote for us and we will do now. We promise to you.

Now What

Now What?

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Apparently not always lol

Apparently, not always. lol

I dont always

I don't always.....

The Guide to being Woke

The Guide to being 'Woke'

Are you not woke enough? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Follow these easy steps to become more woke… or else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhwksPCObaU&t=1s

Contemplating on a rainy day

Sitting here, watching the rain trickling down the windows in a steady stream, I thought about what God was doing. Was he watching the rain too? Placing bets on which spidery raindrop would touch the bottom of the panel first? Or maybe he was somewhe

From beyond the grave

From beyond the grave

Satire from the Borowitz Report. “How Has This Bastard Not Been Impeached Yet?” Nixon Asks in Hell By Andy Borowitz 6:14 P.M. HELL (The Borowitz Report)—The former President Richard M. Nixon became the latest person

Those On The Clock

Those On The Clock

'They are paid, to be nice to customers. its not that . They Like you. its that.-- they are obligated

funny so funny

funny so funny

you are so sik. only the stupid one coment . why ..he is stupid... come to your dadi i will teach you my sun. haha

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