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What a shame for those 'bone spurs'. lol
Hot off the press, today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says He Could Beat LeBron James in a Dunk Contest If Not for Bone Spurs By And
Open mic...
A coworker... tall guy with a loud voice who often cracks jokes had mentioned he loves to sing and is in a men's chorus. I've known this for a while. Last week, after he made a joke, I said "Maybe you should do some stand-up" and his reply was "Funny
Joke of the night - Colbert
Mary Trump's book on her Uncle Donald is out today. Dirty Don's brother sued to keep the book from getting published, but a judge ruled against it. In the book Mary Trump writes that Donald's father, was "a high functioning sociopath". Ste
Somebody throw in the towel !
You know , the thing the thing man. All men (and women) are created equal
Today's chuckle...
Scanning some new profiles, I see a woman who claims to have a masters degree states twice on her profile: "fell free to text me up thank you very much" Fell free...
Didn't see that one coming.....
I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy’s face, saying “I slept with your mother.
Picking (Tom) Cotton
This new offering from Andy Borowitz is in relation to a very recent opinion article in The New York Times, where Cotton stated, that slavery was a "necessary evil", that the Union was built upon. Today in The New Yorker; S
The joke's on her.....
So four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dave's wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going. His buddies are naturally pissed off that
All of you...
In the South, all of you has been replaced with Y'all. This happened long before the time of the Civil War. Everyone is included when you say Y'all. But... (there's always a but) if Y'all isn't enough, you can make it plural and say Y'all's as in
I don't care how monkeys eat bananas...
I've seen and read stories telling me I'm eating bananas the wrong way. They describe how the world does it, including monkeys. They flip the banana over, pinch the bottom and pull the peels back. Wow... I hold the banana the way it grows, snap back
The funniest bumper/window stickers...
Over the years, I've seen lots of different stickers on cars. Not as many "Baby on Board" as years ago. More 'weapons owned' than family member window stickers. 911 was an inside job is a favorite. Political stickers have a long lifespan. They are on
PRESIDENT DE VENEZUELA MADURO
birds of a feather.....
Then the officer fainted!!!
One day, the police raided a whole group of pro*stitutes at a se*x party in a hotel and Lulu was among them: The police took them outside and had all the pro*stitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu"s grandma came by and saw her gran
prescription only works.....hahaha
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I nee
Elon performing Flight of the Whining Losers
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New York street smart...
I worked with a guy who had lots of common sense but barely made it through high-school. It wasn't that he couldn't do the work, his mind was elsewhere. Friendly, strong personality, very likeable. He grew up in different parts of New York state and
Sometimes you feel like a nut....
As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifl*e-- which no longer works-- and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. I came arou
Just Fred
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a go
Marksman shoots water tower - The result is hilarious
Whoever shot the Kingsland, AR water tower is a good shot. Looks like the silhouette of Johnny Cash has got to go!
Ginu Spirits... my new business venture!
I pondered my next business move and with all that blogging about Koncubine or whatever that brewed tea is called. I have an empty house in Miami that would be perfect for converting into a mini brewery. It wouldn't surprise me if one of my neighbors
The Covid BLOG
Stuck in South Park
I just don't believe it....hahaha
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So w
Comedic Actor Jerry Stiller dies at 92 of 'natural causes'
Perhaps best known for his bizzarre father roles on Seinfeld and The King of Queens, as well as his previous stand-up routines with his wife, as 'Stiller & Meara'. Today from CNN; Actor and comedian Jerry Stiller has died of natura
Chance of a Lifetime
The Rolling Stones are going to go on yet another tour in the United States.....Not that many people (That are still alive) are even thinking of going to see them any more But Though I am not going to go? Maybe some of you might want to go for th
CHATGPT future online dating.
In the dystopian future of online dating after the dominance of AI and Deep Fakes, the dating landscape has transformed into a battleground where human connection hangs by a fragile thread. AI-driven algorithms, reminiscent of Skynet's relentless pur
The First Defibrillator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVu83-31FOQ
Satire - Newly named business head
Andy, quick as a bunny to hop on the news of the convening of the grand jury regarding crimes in the Trump businesses and a not too farfetched defense by the 'stable genius'. . Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Boro
Less than 1 hour old. Trump's newest lawsuit. He's been treated so unfairly. lol
Yet, he hasn't even gotten the virus. Maybe we should be the ones suing. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues the Coronavirus for Treating Him Unfairly[/color
As heard on a comedy show tonight
"I like my women, as I like my coffee." "Hot, and all over my lap, when I'm driving" "My wife & I have been married for 20 years. The secret to a long marriage is to keep it fresh. Every Thursday we have date night. She brings hers,
Trump blasts Biden and calls for an apology to him and others like him
Hot off the press - Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Calls Biden’s Pro-Empathy Message Offensive to Sociopaths By Andy Borowitz[/col
X files
A new analysis of samples collected from a Wuhan seafood market has suggested for the first time a concrete link between some of the wild animals being illegally sold there and the origins of the COVID-19 pandemic, The Atlantic reported on Thursday.
Trump background music
There's been quite a few times that musicians have complained, that Trump has used their music as background without their permission. Honestly it's happened a lot. They simply don't want to be identified with a lying corrupt demagogue. Here'
NEWCOMERS ... The White House's new name for the invading illegal invaders.
Expect to pay more taxes to afford the new Majority..... you can't make this up. https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/03/01/the-white-house-tries-out-a-new-term-for-illegal-aliens-and-hoo-boy-n2635922 [URL=https://imgbox.com/IRwg4dJ
10 Great Ways To Reverse The Recession
Here are some great ways reverse the recession immediately: 1. Turn the GDP chart upside down: Wow, that was easy! 2. Change what the word "recession" means: Why yes, the economy is experiencing good vibes. Thank you for asking, Mr. Doocy. 3. Pl
RABBI LYNCH UM!!!!!!!!!
Haaretz | U.S. News Netanyahu Defends Trump: 'He's Not Antisemitic, He Has Jewish Family' In an interview with MSNBC, Netanyahu explains that the former president simply feels unappreciated by American Jews for his unprecedented support for Israel
99 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf...
Take one down and pass it around... 98 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf. Take one down and pass it around...
RFK Jr's brain...
It's old news now that doctors have found a dead worm in RFK Jr's brain. He complained of memory loss and it's confirmed it was a parasite that ate a portion of his brain and later died. The worm that is. RFK Jr claims he's okay now, but I'm think
Joke's
What's the definition of madness......?.......... the awnser is two bald men fighting over the last hairbrush in walmart.......... Whats the definition of pain........ .....well its a mouse sliding
Aunt Esther vs Fred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ppXVtCoA_E