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Here's something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on.
Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Americans took to the streets in large numbers on Thursday to show their support for a f
Trump to Throw Out First before game at Yankee Stadium
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Throw Out First Amendment at Yankee Stadium By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2020 WASHINGTON
Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone... I M Married !!!”............. :laugh:
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day wen he gets up he expects his wife to be really angry with. him.... He prays that they shouldd not have a
For Pete's Sake...
A serious blog today. I don't know who Pete is and I'm guessing his real name is Peter. People have been saying 'For Pete's Sake' easily 4 generations now. That would make Pete more than 100 years old. Pete gets mentioned in lots of conversations an
Dear Doctor...
Dear Doctor, last week my turds started floating. The nurse at the clinic said it's because I need more iron in my diet. I told my carpenter friend who gave me a box of cut nails and said to suck on these and it will raise the iron levels in my body.
I whacked it today...
I whacked it today and I'm not embarrassed to talk about it. My plans were to drive down to Miami to do laundry and much needed yard work. As scheduled, I was in the back yard whacking it and no one was looking. This went on for a few hours with o
Step 2 of Your body is no longer yours.
From now on, bodily functions are under government regulation. The government makes farting, burping, sneezing, and especially hiccups, illegal. It doesn't matter if you got a cold from being raped or from a family member, or bei
A robots prayer
"Our Fauci Who Art in Face Diapers, Hallowed be Thy ScIEnCE. Thy Kingdom Covid, Thy CDC, On Earth as it is in Lockdown. Give us this shot, Our daily vaccine, But forgive us our breathing, As we never forgive those who breathe upon us. And le
hunting the gowk
Hope no one pranks you too badly
Kids exploring ancient ruins
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Stop tearing down national monuments...
Please protesters, stop tearing down national monuments... I just heard for every one you take down, Don Jr. will have one erected of his father! Think about that before you get the rope out...
Mexico tightens US border
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals By Andy Borowitz February 19, 2020 MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—The government of Mexi
Hot off the press - Americans Oppose paying a man who refuses to work
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Oppose More Payments to Man Who Is Not Working By Andy Borowitz August 8, 2020 WA
lol Worse than the Trojan Horse
10:40 am today in; The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Fourth of July Parade to Include Flyover by Russian Air Force By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “incredibly exc
This guy wants a second term as Potus.
God help us if he is elected to a second term. I hope everyone else in the blogs will stand up for the USA citizens' security, economy and freedoms come this November. I hope the best for him in his private life but I cannot vote for this guy. L
You believe this...you will believe anything..hahaha
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and she is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives
Kentucky Derby winning jockey turns down invite to the White House
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Bob called...
Yesterday, Bob a personal friend and former associate called. Bob: Hi Tony, Bob here. How are you doing? Me: Good Bob, just making the best of retirement with 3 naps a day. How are you? Bob: Except for the dry cough and fever I'm fine... (s i l e
Online Urban Legend
Everyone who browsed or read this blog. Will be single & lonely for the rest of their lives. No love life, no money & no YUMMY HOTDOG! Unless they greet, click a like or post a wish comment.
Biden's Greatest Accomplishments in 2023.
Also, Don't smoke cigars. they are bad for your health and suspected to turn you (men or women) in to a misogynist!
smart old man, played his cards safe...
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old
Overheard this conversation
This weekend I went to a bar with a female friend to shoot some pool. We overheard the following conversation from a guy sitting at the bar, who used his cellphone to make a call. "Hi. I just wanted to call and tell you, that I am thinking abo
Reminded of another....Chap.
Satire from The Borowitz Report El Chapo Says He Is Victim of Phony Witch Hunt By Andy Borowitz 10:33 A.M. NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In his first interview since being found guilty on all counts in his U.S. tri
Yet another infectious scandal ? lol
Today in The New Yorker; More play on Mary Trump's book reveals and tying it into other aspects of Dirty Don from Andy Borowitz. Satire from The Borowitz Report Pence Accused of Taking Trump’s Co
This one is for you Mic.....and everyone else. 'Melania' lol
After a bit of piano by Jon Babtiste, some words from our 'First Lady' (imitator) relating the Tulsa rally to their love life, her relationship with Ivanka, and the recent book about her, 'Her Art of the Deal'. Enjoy https://ww
Covid is still here, unfortunately for the nation, so is Trump
And now a word or three from Randy Rainbow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUiDLcp_hIw
3 Contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. * The New Orleans contractor t
Verdict?……NOT GUILTY!!!!
???? LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT ???? Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting
Well. That was an interesting night!!!
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No
Terrific 'Closer Look' tonight from Seth Myers.
Remember the photo opp with an upside down bible, that Trump did in Washington DC not long ago. Trump had the military turn less lethal guns on the peaceful protesters there. Well, a whistleblower recently indicated, that they actually considered u
Rich Little Impersonates Reagan, Joe Biden, Mike Lindell & MORE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kVA5CtHVBU
jokes.......
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my
I don't blame her
I'm voting for Biden too Melania.
Joke of the day
Heard from a redneck comedian last night; "Women were meant to do the cooking. Heck, god gave them milk & eggs for starters. Those are ingredients right there."
Ooops!! Keith has some explaining to do!!..
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that th
Refusing to leave a job that he hates, even after being fired.
From The New Yorker; Man Refuses to Leave Job He Hates By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A Florida man who hates th
Live - Camera - Action !!!
A Camera and A Network Connection , one deadly combo , which can capture some real disastrous moment and distribute publicly around the Globe !!! Here is one example... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc8WAQyE5
Other states are calling Texas
Texas Democratic lawmakers have left Texas and flew to Washington D.C. so they can't vote on a bill regarding voting restrictions. Other states are now calling Texas for advise on how they too can get Democrats to leave.