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Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:
No offense to anyone here! "One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D.Roosevelt
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it. 'Hey! Nice shirt!' The
Well I'm on my way OFFECER
A friend sent this and it made me laugh. Ron Chesterfield, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and th
A little Irish happiness .....
The Irish are such a jolly lot...... even their critters get involved ..... ......
Golfer
A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year, which means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud
Funny
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A MAN'S POEM
I pray for a good looking woman who owns a bar on a golf course and sends me fishing and beer drinking! This poem doesn't rhyme and I don't care!
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That’s all I needed!!!! ??????...I just got back home to find four Police Officers in my house looking for something, acting like lunatics!!!!! Even searching through my underwear drawers which was rather embarrassing!!! ????They checked under the ai
If you are looking for Granny...
I see a new profile popped up today for a retired 62 year old woman living in Sheffield, England. Her intentions are clear and so are her topless photos! She's whorn-knee and comes as a married couple... However she can separate if needed. Wow, w
JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS..."
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair-stylist you like. Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have ba
Photo Caption Contest - Lion ride
Create your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like. My first entry is; For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout. Here's the photo;
Outsmarted Police
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem. A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of
Could not help but laugh!
Ahaha! Thank you so much Jarred, your new blog is too very funny, could not help but laugh!
Deer Son
Deer Son, I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that most car accidents happened within twenty mile of home, so we moved. I can't send you the address as
What really went down with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
You might call this another 'cold case.' I think we might have enough evidence here to press charges against all those other reindeer. You know the ones I'm talking about..Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Donner, and Blitzen. It's a
I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.....
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Co
Whoops he got caught....
A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, "Do you have a vag*ina" She slams the door in disgust and tells her husband that night when he got home from work. The next morning she answers a knock on th
I have a problem
can you help me solve it?
(Coninuation of snow shoveler)
December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the dang stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think the
To Make You Smile :) :)
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' _____________________________
Time To Confess!!!
HA HA HA!!! Just kidding! Everyone! I just moved from my old trailer so now I am officially NOT trailer trash anymore! I left La Verne yesterday and i already miss my cool neighbors! Even the 2 drunk bigots that sit out in front of their tra
Lighten Up The Blogs
Black & White?" Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." said the mother. The child
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you plea
Moving to Chicago
Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in fear. "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked. "No, it's not that. I've been transfe
GOD'S PLAN FOR AGING
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then G
Dear God,
Last month you took my favorite musician Prince. Last week you took my favorite boxer Muhammed Ali. This week you took my favorite hockey player, Gordie Howe.I just want to let you know that my favorite presidential candidate is Hillary Clinton.
The End Is Near...
As a kid, I remember people holding signs on the street corners that read Repent - The end Is Near. It's 60 years later and I see less of those signs. Well, except for internet. You see those signs often. It's easier to make an internet post than sta
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Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home an
where is GOD????????????
...Two little boys aged 8 &10 were extremely mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boy’s mother heard that a preacher i
The Senility Prayer
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered: I started out with nothing, and I
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i finaly found my love . she is just 18 years old .
Flip-Flops...
Simple rule... I don't walk around barefooted. My preference is/are shoes and socks but In the house, I wear men's sandals aka flip-flops. Once a week, they go into the shower, get sprayed with bleach cleaner and rinsed. Last week, my favorite Ocea
Sensitive nick name!
As I had ever wrote in a blog before that since I changed my profile to 'ready for a new relationship' I immediately got less emails than before when it was 'not ready...' This is really strange and I do not know why! :) Today, after long long tim
Puddles
Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and ask his name and what he was doing that day. The duck replied "my name is Huey and I was in and out
The Salesman
Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!" "Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can
The Cruel attack by Obama on Trump
From the New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump By Andy Borowitz CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In
Unique Holiday Gifts
I have recently discovered my hidden artistic talent. If anybody would like portraits of their pets done, just pm me for details. Act quick because Christmas orders are filling up fast!! :da