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Not totally welcomed guests

. . . That's ladybugs for ya. I just hope they don't.....slug...it out.

Too Tired To Touch Myself!

Working a lot these days...exhausted when I finally lay in bed at night, no time to think nor do anything else, just sleep and drag myself out of bed in the morning. What a life... or something like it It's good that I'm single or my partner w

Voice Recognition Lift

Do you ask questions within 'blogs', despite it being against blog rules ?

If so, Connecting Singles would like to direct such offerings to the FORUMS section, where they belong, instead. For those who are unaware; Blogging rule #6. "Do not[/b

Mr. Twist-her

By no means a novel idea here. In fact, there is one member that we are blessed with his presence that has spoken of this on many occasions. Robert..... and My friend brought up all on his own the other night, and I am sta

Ape Vlog

Held in Captivity, The ape Speaks out.. Should we put animals in zoos and make fun of them?

I have come to the conclusion

That Russia bears no 'Ill Will or Hostility' toward the USA. These are all 'made up' accusations to increase tension between East and West. Thus most Americans are worried about the future while the Russians are laughing their AO. Proof of

DEAD CROWS

I love birds and so took this seriously when I first got it in email from a friend ...but reading on,see the joke ...this one's for Nam with his Truckin Blog! ' Mysterious Crow Deaths ' A fact you won't soon forget...Researche

George Carlin and other comedians on death & dying

On suicide;

lol

A man walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my family jewels inside. Then the croc will close

10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home. 2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. 3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean. 4. It's important to have a woman who has a job. 5. It's impo

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Lit

Is your partner lazy?

My wife is so lazy, every time I go to have a pee in the sink, it´s full of dirty dishes. What should I do with her?

Advice me

Im supposed to go to the airport nd pick up a guest tomorrow , well she s actually a Woman I met online and she s coming to visit me, spend some time here in my love cave ...I asked a buddy of mine to accompany me as I don`t like driving alone ...the

Keep your animals warm this winter

I Do Feel A Little Sad When I can't Join The Blogs

So very busy at work these days...hardly have any energy left to organize my new place Had a little birthday-house warming party last Saturday, that was so much fun...got a new lovely set of bedroom furniture on Sunday- a very special hou

Why I never buy from lay's

'Cause they are very forgetful. Fortunately - there still exist some nice potato wafer makers with excellent memories. http://4.bp.blogspot.co

Mad Hatter's Tea Party

The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: 'No room! No room!' they cried out when they saw Alice coming. 'There's plenty of room!' said Alice indignantly, and she sat down in a large arm-chair at one end

And Donald Trump Ma'am?

Personal Audit Failure

This morning I received a huge shock, I had decided to carry out an unannounced quality and performance audit on myself. I paced frantically as I audited myself, after I had finished my self audit I waited anxiously for the results, I failed! I

You Would Not Believe This!

This morning, lovely Kaybee from the forums made this new profile pic of me for her 2nd annual CS Christmas Advent Calendar. Of course I was thrilled and honoured! But.....the h

Serious (?????) thoughts.....

Some things we may agree with! My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. F

"THAT" Time of Year!

My Business....... A father walks into the market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a 25-cent piece in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong

Hillary honored by Apaches Indians

Hillary Clinton addressed a major gathering of the Apache Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. Though vague in detail, she spoke about her ideas for helping her

Humor.... in the Skies

Good for a chuckle.... Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from Londo

A Christmas ad.

For animal lovers

"There is no God"

The bible says a fool says in his heart there is no God, and then it says stay away from fools . Well thanks be to "LOGIC" for that loophole. Now all we have to do to avoid these bull shit opinionated blogs and bloggers is state that fact i

kid's

I love reading these blogs. Remind me of infant school. Please please carry on making my day.

What If Noah Tried To Build The Ark Today

…..And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed, but I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on earth. Therefo

Amelia

My girlfriend Amelia is great in bed, as a pillow!

Romance

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for

THE CREED OF THE CS BLOGGER

This is not original, it is adapted from the Creed of the Facebooker. I was struck by how much we have in common. I believe I know everything I believe everyone has the right to my opinion I believe everyone who does not share

Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

NEW YORK, NY — District Attorney Alvin Bragg is reportedly set to indict Trump this coming Tuesday for the removal of a mattress tag back in 1997. According to sources, new evidence was discovered in the mattress tag cold case by grizzled Detective H

jokes.....

..............Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little gir

Do You ever

See a picture, and automatically think of a blogger

yep......sums it up

Consistent Testing results for AG, Bill Barr

Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Bill Barr Tests Negative for Integrity By Andy Borowitz May 8, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a test result that he called “a tremendous reli

World police ?..Great Country ?...Ford mustang is

I put this under the heading of..Comedy Like a lot of Americans, each morning in elementary and high school, I to stand up before the U.S. flag, put my hand on my heart, and pledge allegiance to the United States of America. While it was a min

As the (V)Blogs burn

As the Blogs burn.....or as the Vlog burns Looks like the Vlogs have taken center attraction.....nice to hear Cal, Gypsy, Molly and Maps voice overs.....makes my bland English speak to be quite unimpressive. I find it interesting that a dialect co

BEER

Beer Not To Be Taken Lightly. Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us? Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the

IT'S FESTIVUS! FEST IT UP, Y'ALL!

Yep! December 23. That most sarcastic of all Holidays (anti-holiday ) has rolled around once again! This relative newcomer to the Holiday Season was sprung upon an unsuspecting public during a 1997 episode of Seinfeld; this year