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Oh yeah, it's definitely time for......
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The sky is falling... The sky is falling...
On Monday, April 8th, there will be a narrow path total eclipse that will skirt diagonally from part of Mexico, across America into Canada. The longest duration of this eclipse is about FOUR MINUTES and TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS, so if you are planning to
Another Bubba a hole in my rubba
I think there is a connection between more brain dead people being born and poor quality Chinese made rubbers
7 x 13 = 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxVyO6cpos
Shock Collar Test
People will do anything.
New and old languages
My home language is Afrikaans. In a world filled with dialect, relatively new. Then in “the old says” we were taught the QueenKs Englush in school. VERY strickt and proper! Then aparthed fell like a poacged rhino, and in came American English! Differ
Google or Alexa gadjets
I've gone with Alexa the little table top - oh heck not sure what you call it. I ask the little contraption all kinds of questions and use her as a reminder. "Alexa remind me in 4 minutes to turn off the pot or Alexa set the alarm for 6:30 am next
Here on the many thousand hectare Vierk estate.....
it's mid harvest time. As I look from the fourth story A/C widdow's watch roof tower, onto the verdant fields, Chardonnay in hand, viewing busy underpaid illegal immigrant farmworkers, many mere children, slaving away, most separated long ago from pa
The Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "'Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
Don't know which of these 2 is the biggest drama queen
Donald Trump suggests he might deport Prince Harry if he wins US election The former President says he will take "appropriate action" if the Duke is found to have lied about taking drugs on his US immigration forms. The former President says he
5 Types of Neighbors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqnTSrZc1HY
lol
This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the same as the name of a boy she went to school with, 30 years ago. However, when she sees him, she thinks it can't be - this guy is ANCIENT, must be his fat
Always Remember
No matter how bad things are going, at least your not the guy who got a prostate exam and later came to realize that the doctor had both of his hands on his shoulders.
I Was Going To Quit My Bad Habits For New Years
But then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
How our needs and wants change the older we get!
A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
why do buses have adverts for mars bars on their sides and not sell them ???
ok looking for strange facts number one above number 2 below more ideas please why do we wash bath towels when they are only used to dry clean people
Panic At White House As All The Stores Are Out Of Depends
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Anonymous sources are reporting heightened stress in the hallways of the White House. One source close to the Biden family revealed that the supply chain crisis currently gripping our nation has now reached the home of the Commander-
How to get around an election.
As usual, quick as a bunny, Andy Borowitz pens a comedic satire today, based on Trump's recent suggestion to delay the election. Andy just works out the logistics. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report
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Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home an
History Lesson
The teacher said.. Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1
Just a funny clip... :)
Happy Friday to singles and to me!
Blond Men Jokes
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and mine's wet." ----------------------------- A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It
BIDEN’S NEW BOLD WAR ON MCDONALD'S SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINES
BIDEN’S NEW BOLD WAR ON MCDONALD'S SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINES Is a priority of his over national security. You can't make this clowns act up. This is unbelievable. competition in the replacement parts and repair services markets is necessary.
Ho, ho, ho !
What ? I just put in my order for today & tomorrow. One for tonight and 2 for tomorrow. Looks like Santa isn't the only one cumming to town. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/7a/7c/d3/7a7cd35d3b82aec4
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A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, put the dog outside, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out, the dog runs back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while
Start The New Year Off With Some Laughs - Bill Maher's Message To 'Crats
https://youtu.be/JtPQQjj01kM ...
Happy Thanksgiving to all !
https://i.ibb.co/PcY7bx4/thanksgivingca
Can you imagine, if they EVER heard the truth at a Trump Rally ?
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report P.A. System at Trump Rally Accidentally Blasts Woodward Tapes By Andy Borowitz September 13, 2020
The Bushman At Work,,
With most of us under shoot down Its time for laugh.. https://www.facebook.com/RRyanlewis/?eid=ARC_EfcUYBfTXa3iehJ96Nm3Lp8rpJpFJPsplCAQjCN043MWfn4GxIDcZNseuR5rTDljG41g7Q9_ZElt :bana
If you haven't..you have to watch this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AbospKwmf8...cant remember how to link this again
Funny business slogans...
PLUMBER: We're #1 in the #2 business. ELECTRICIAN: Our prices won't shock you. SANDWICH SHOP: Let's MEAT for lunch. DENTIST: I do my business in your mouth. WELL DIGGING SERVICE: Your hole is my goal. VETERINARIAN: Every litter
CDC ALERT!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.! This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
hahahahah...............
who want to get drunk and have nudist party....
New Medicare Plan 'G'
The Government has announced that there is NO longer Nursing Home Care for the elderly. South Africans being innovative as usual has come up with a Plan 'G'. For a small fee, Plan 'G' provides anyone 70 or older with a gun and 4 bullets. You wil
Salvia
This stuff is perfectly legal
She toad dem to cwal unda a wok...
It was a spectacular event Friday night. The Conservative Borg mothership came into orbit around Earth and two hundred thousand sleeper cells lit up. They began posting identical comments on every public forum! "Mueller's report exonerated Trump o
Your first glimpse of the Royals baby
Yep, here he is; Click on the photo to shrink it down The Kansas City Royals baby. What ? That's not the one they've
Drug Kingpin El Chapo outraged !
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report 1/30/2020 El Chapo Outraged That His Trial Included Witnesses By Andy Borowitz FLORENCE, COLORADO (The Borowitz Report)—The convicted drug lord known as El Ch