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About late last night
Apparently, things are too complicated for SOME people. So, for them lets keep it simple;
How do you break up a fist fight between 2 blind men ?
It's really quite simple, All you do is shout....... "Hey I got $20 on the one with the knife."
Joke
Omg, this is Too Funny!! ?? ?? ?? In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you pro
Marriage
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you a club and a spade.
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There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and
50 Grayish Shades
50 grayish shades…back and forth, back and forth…in and out, in and out. A little to the right, a little to the left. She could feel the sweat on her forehead….between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back…. She was getting near to
Silly Ribbit! Treks Are For Kids!
Some of you may remember this from long ago, on another matchup site, but then again some of you might not. This is posted in memory of Bruce, AKA Words Of Wit, from one of those previous sites. It's been lovely here on the lily pad the past w
Tidbits of Humor
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for his miserable summer. Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send cards? A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks. Q: What do you call an old snowman A: Water.
For the first time ever,.......
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Abbott And Costello on vaccinations
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A Thoughtful Anniversary Gift
Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on a special occasion. Bill quizzed all his friends, co workers, clients and anyone he happened to bump into, as to
Is It Time For A Nursing Home?
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an elderly person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the
A farm story
Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the
A Bit Of Humor
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." :rol
Why oh why
Why ,God why did you make me watch this , Im only human ...weak and sad ,I wasn`t ready for this ,now Im gonna take a cold shower I`ve lost my mind and I hope Im never gonna find it again ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZ
Things that don't go together...
Years ago, I formulated a list of things that (I believe) don't go together. The list disappeared, so I'm starting over again. Pineapple on Pizza. Seriously, that got started when someone was stoned on pot and while phoning in an order coul
Cows
The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lot
Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter...
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call ? With an fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course! After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of
Truisms
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks for?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on ear
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A Little Chuckle
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution. "Just put yourself in my hands for a few months", said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should b
My Wife
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
The Parrots
I love this one! A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, w
Number two!
A kaleidoscope of fantasy! As I slide my fingers through your long black hair, Caress your shoulders and kiss your neck, I care, Your body yields at my tender and sensual touch, Your aching and longing is so wanton and much. Soon our clothe
Humans: The highest order of animals......
Humans are unique. Let?s cite some proof to prove that idea. In the Bible, it claims that humans alone are created in the image of God, and given a mandate to husband or care for the rest of the earth that God created. It includes plants, animals on
Trump Confesses & the impeachment trial
A Closer Look;
NWO leader-Post is still vacant?
Who will be the Globes leader? April 2020, France's 42-year-old president, Emmanuel Macron, who has faced many challenges governing his country, was positioning himself to take over the mantle of global leadership long reserved to the older leader
Something To Make You Smile
My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs? Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn t
I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.
It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. The technician said to the radio, 'Pla
Coffee Talk -
So y'all punsters have a blog OF YOUR VERY OWN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiJkANps0Qw Am I considerate or WHAT?!
Aliens with vaccine
*Beep beep* Human, take me to your leader Which one? We have hundreds. All hostile to illegal aliens We bring gifts - a cure for your virus AND a vaccine. An end to the panic! oh right
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If you don't like suggestive adult stuff, don't look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-y3hRIMXcw
Trump's new edition
Finally, the truth is beginning to be revealed; https://ecp.yusercontent.com/mail?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.newyorker.com%2Fphotos%2F5bbb690c6b21c92d2a8fad62%2Fmaster%2Fw_1120%252Cc_limit%2FDC100818.jpg&t=1539036686&ymreqid=b402ec86-5f86-6540
Husband and Wife
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the waitress, "Be
An Evening At The Ballet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbGqJ_MonU Saw this ballet in Amsterdam .
Truth on the lack of 'civility' by protestors
Here's Trevor Noah
Perspective
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'l
lol
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks
King Arthur and the Witch
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult