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You Can't Make This Sh*t Up
Many people sell things due to their name or brand...and now introducing a Trump- Lee Greenwood Bible called "God Bless America Bible" and apparently Trump has many bibles...
Hollyweed! :)
Is there someone here knows who did this? ;)
Adam & Eve
No, it wasn't Trump They Found the Guy.... Lucky Fooker...
How To Start A Fight
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought y
Forget euro for a minute....
more important things Swedish footballer Adam Lindin Ljungqvist was given two yellow cards and finally a red card when farted during a match. His fart was so loud that others players heard it from feet away.
Ramadan soon...time to leave...
....of to Jakarta on Business then off to Bali...anyone wanna meet for coffee in Jakarta..?
I am back but I was not dead....
Greetings this is iluvisis1. Isis, the wife of Osiris, and her son was Horace. I have had this moniker for years before the moronic terrorists used it. I like hisory and egyptology. I am a poet and I love writing poetry. The reason I wrote this is
lol
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my a**." The other b
The top 8 ways Trump would get a lot more female voters......
Some originals by yours truly; 8. Instead of bragging about grabbing he grabbed the check once in a while. 7. The extra long ties aren't fooling anyone. 6. If he stopped calling or implying that women are ugly. 5.
Trump's "Executive Time" lol
Some of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Russian hookers. If you aren't up to speed yet, you can go to this link from Business Inside
The cool cat
For all the people in the world! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEnBCtf_aw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc
Little Humor
Q: What do you call a dog who can do magic? (scroll down) A: Labracadabrador
Cant take that Chance
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The m
A blog about the blogs
The real world. So where do we begin. At the risk of being hipakritical but a comment or too about our blogs as is the title. Chillyarse,nasictivnasty,veerawayfrom,Rizrazer. Most of these dungbettles !Ike the sound of Thier own typing. They a
Little Johnny And Susie Were Planning To Get Wed
Little Johnnie and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decided that they want to get married, so Johnnie decided to approach Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnnie bravely walked up to him a
To make you smile
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quippe
Not wanting to feel left out....
...after you ladies read crazy;s blog about her screen saver love of her lifes huge beef jerkies meat, and scaring the shit out of the blue rinse bed wetting old biddy at the till. Some of you must feel deprived, left out and worthless. So why d
They Say That
When a woman likes a man, she speaks in a higher than normal voice. That would explain why when women talk to me, they sound like Barry White.
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space of disse Not sure if a malfunction in the space of disse is the reason so many people here have such "shitty" livers
Waiting for the Sun
A man sat at home one day and looked at the sun. He wondered where it went at night so he hatched a plan. He would watch the sun! He woke early the next day and went to the top of the hill next to his house and folded open his chair and sat. 7 o'cloc
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I just 'figured it'
I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up. And now after all these years I finally figured it out and the answer is : Because they have no balls to scratch.. Smile Sourpuss.
Ponderisms for Seniors
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation! The
The Duck
A duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, a talking duck! What are you doing here?" The duck replies, "I'm dry-walling the building across the street.
Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates
The scene: HEAVEN The year: 2031 President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Lea
Graveyard shift...
Ok I drew the short straw and get to spend the next 10 hours guarding the boat from opitunists while we're at the wharf... Let's see if anyone is online for a little banter Dr Blue is in the house ...
Funnies
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail? Will you die if you get scared half to death twice? If quitters never win, and
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The pengui
verbal diarrhea
the master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole world knows that the usa does not have any allies left ... as mr verbal , clearly stated ,,that Eu
The Haircut
(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing com
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One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. ''You cops should get it together" she said, "One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''
The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a review
The way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the price of one. This is the main reason female robot companions have been the focus of the develope
Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashian's visit to the Whitehouse
"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."
Humorous Sayings
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”; In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.”;
Are You Listening, Borty??
Once upon a time, on another, er, permissive website, a character who professed to a certain fetish posted occasionally, sharing his travels and travails with a somewhat captive audience. Just out of curiosity, I did a quick web search, and found th