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Amazing ! It actually exists.
The Crocodile Rocker Don't blame me, if you can't get that silly ditty out of your head now. Hey,
To Be Six Again
You really have to give this guy an A+ for effort. George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday which was coming up soon. As he sat on the edge of the bed, he watched his wife turning back and fort
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One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing.... "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25
Infestation south of Baltimore
This new one from Andy is no doubt in response to Trump's early morning Tweets today attempting to vilify a Congressman regarding housing in his district of Baltimore, due to unrelated comments the Congressman made about the findings of Mueller's
Wednesday humor
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Tracey, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were
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Shortly after take-off aboard an Air Canada flight from St. John's to Boston, the head flight attendant nervously said, "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers on board and unfortunately we received only 40 dinners. I truly apologi
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My wife said to me "look at our new neighbors. See the way he holds her, the way he kisses her. How come you don't do that?" I said "because I don't know her well enough".
Life Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How abou
Christmas Humor
I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet? A: Because they are rain deer. As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christm
Ahi
y rosendo, ahi, y oquendo ahi, y zarzuela ahi y tu abuela ahi, y chiquita ahi, y mariquita ahi y la silla ahi, y la morcilla ahi, y la casa ahi y calacaza ahi, y el moco ahi, y el loco aqui
Hungry or Not
Had a kiddies meal today at McDonald's. The meal was quite nice as well as the atmosphere in the restaurant, well that was until the kiddies mother had an anger attack and gave me a whopper on my eye.... Timed myself today. Takes a 5 min
Very old one...but..still good..
More humour for us because we all need that right now... A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells h
Build Me A Bridge To Hawaii, Lord
And God Said “Let There Be A Bridge” A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
Worst Case Scenarios
Ever have the worst case scenario play out for you at some time or another? What are some of the worst things that could possibly happen? Something like waxing your car only to get a unexpected shower of rain while doing it. See your wife bent over a
New word
My contribution to the lexicon is...... HiBrrrNation It shall be defined as sitting in front of a window (or Windows) and waving to neighbors while refusing to go outside until spring arrives.
Some People Are Full Of Life
Happy, cheerful, positive, loving. Then there is the rest of us. If your among the rest of us, this will give you a good laugh lol.
Dalmatian Dog
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep c
I Wanted To Lose 10 Pounds This Year
Only 13 more to go.
Drummer Problems
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his inst
Good Laughs "iNK"
A four-year-old boys older brother brings home a friend who is heavily tattooed.As the friend sits down with the famy to Sunday lunch, the little boy can't take his eyes off the man's colourful arms.Curiosity finally gets the better of him and he lea
THURSDAY HUMOR
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" T
Apparently, a god DID have a hand in Trump's election.....lol
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Eris, Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confirms That She Wanted Trump to Be President By Andy Borowitz MT. OLYMPUS (The Borowitz Report)—Partially confirming Sarah Huckabe
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One day, a mum was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a bondage-S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She showed it to her husband. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well, wh
3 bikers and an old man
An elderly man was eating breakfast at a truck stop when some bikers stormed in, obviously all revved up. They’d been riding all day, and now, thoroughly energized, it was time for them to have a little fun and engage in their favorite pastime: brawl
WHY OH WHY ....
connecting singles ,,,this is where you get a chance completely free of charge , to portray ones self to a world wide audience in the hope of meeting or chatting to like minded people,, Be it through private messaging ,blogs or forums, well as mos
Photo Caption Contest - Shocking !
This one ought to be good. Have fun adding as many captions for the following photo, as you like. My first caption; "You want to put THAT in my....WHAT ?!?!?" Here's the photo; https://short-funny.com/funny-pi
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A man was complaining to a friend, "I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out..."
Are You Tired Of Having To Boil Water Every time You Make Coffee?
Just boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
Mr Handsome
Mr Handsome
The Nagging Farmer's Wife
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow
JOKE OF THE DAY
The Joke of the Day Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
Quote of the day
~ Janice Hough
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A small Wild Animal Park in Alabama acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat
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https://thereal-fake-news.com/2017/12/02/nasa-claims-it-has-proof-that-conservatives-are-led-by-the-ferengi/
Inventions We Need In Our Lives
Solid gold life jackets Garlic flavored toothpaste Mesh condoms Vinegar nasal spray Rotten egg scented perfume Duct tape car tires Screen bottomed boat Beer flavored breath mints Wire bristle toothbrush Sandpaper toilet pap
Exercise made easy
When you want to say your working out but in fact your just ....
A most stellar lineup at the Dem pander party....
....TV guffaw generator. Is there a doctor carrying dementia and antipsychotic medications in the house? Free everything for our illegals and non producers, while we eat the rich. Unless one values under 2% support, looks like we are down to three ex
Where's the Rogue
Enquiring minds want to know. I'm jonesing - need a fix please