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God Must Be Crazy !!!

I sometimez feel really baaddd for that God fella !! I mean if there is One !! If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ... "These two legged creature called human Braught me down here on Earth for their own Personal A

Trump indicted for fourth time

Once again, another crime by Donald J. Trump was revealed from 1997. Trump back in 1997 had once tore off a mattress tag.

Surgery Today.

This surgery is a matter of time...literary. I have went through this once before in my life and as expected with any surgery, I did not enjoy it. It will be very messy and very painful. I have to cut it open right in the center and dig my hands

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND.

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and ther

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Irish Humor

It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick himself, and he addressed the boys thusly: "Lads, I'm here to welcome you to heaven where you will spend

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is

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A blonde couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption ce

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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to s

CUTE BUT FUNNY

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" questions the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the sam

Jeff Sessions' last day - SNL lol

It's almost amazing, that he could be replaced by someone worse. But, Trump did it with someone who was already under FBI investigation. I guess, I really should have mor

The Police Officer

"A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer."" the man began, ""I can explain,"". ""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief get

A Wife Is Dreaming In Bed

She suddenly wakes up and shouts "hide quick, my husband is home". Her husband wakes up, gets out of bed and jumps out the window.

Looking for a Job in Florida

Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal art

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I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills, and a high sex drive . . . . . Hi

66,666

Yeah, yeah, I think so. Sunday a 2:10pm Hurray... !!!

Crafty old coot..hmm..sorry

An old wolf. So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend . The jeweller looked through his s

Woman takes husband on road trip in casket

An Alaskan woman took her husband on one last road trip in an aluminum casket, using ice to keep his body cold. While she did not break the law, the mortuary has taken custody of the body, The Associated Press reported. Authorities were called

How To Wrap A Present

Some Humor

I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shi-tzu. A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in

Billboard Outside Of Bar

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes: 1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE) 2. Refreshing U

A Few Laughs

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The

Make the most of it...

Going to hospital tonight to see a guy who was admitted to hospital..was admitted with a bad back...found out today he has lung cancer and got a week at most, will leave his filipina wife and a young teenage lad...very sad, meanwhile we are being bit

The porpose of lithe

As we are now pre listing proposed blog titles and the meaning/ purpose of life Has been done to death 10,000 times here I'm calling dibs on this

Happy TRump Valentine

Politics is who gets what, why and when, which is everything. And well, Trump wants everything.

Apparently, he was feeling left out, or un-WANTED...LOL!

‘How about me?’ Man’s Facebook comment puts him behind bars. A Georgia man’s Facebook comment got him some unwanted attention from law enforcement — ending with an arrest. On Monday, the Rockdale County Sheriff’s Office in Georgia posted

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me st

Getting Old

You'll all love this! #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD"!

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A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he suddenly realizes the one thing he hadn't taught them was English. So he takes the chief for a walk. He p

Wanna be a bear (old joke)

I went for my spring waxing this morning. OUCH. Reminded me of an old favourite joke. In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six m

Speaking horse......

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trouser pocket'. The man t

Jenny's oldies ,,,,Did could be happening to you.....

A work week is so rough that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. H

HAPPY ST, PATRICK'S DAY ( Funny)

Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creatu

A Perfect Storm

Living under lock down for weeks now There was no frie works on new years eve ,only a bell ringing on the other side of this small town.. And to make matters worse The Remarkable wet himslef <sad> Still every thing was not lost I went back

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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gall

THE HAIRCUT

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing communit

With all this seriousness going on

Let's have some laughs

A Man Went To A Proctologist

A Man Went Into The Proctologist's Office For His First internal Exam. The prostate doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the too

The Magical Frog

There once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he was walking to the stream when he happened to come across a bear chasing a rabbit for his lunch.

Trump sends someone with a LOT of experience to Saudi Arabia

Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Dispatches Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Saudi Arabia to Provide Lying Advice By Andy Borowitz October 18, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has dispatched t

Perspective

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