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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone from the dark and checked to make sure no-one is still inside, or has taken advantage of the situati
Fun: ...excellent facilities for your private parts....
Copied from another page (goes to show that translation is not easy ?? ): A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has be
Yellow Light
*The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing > and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red > light by accelerating through the intersection.* > > *The tailgating woman behind him was furiou
This is a glimpse into our futures...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts really bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Ju
Beethoven
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passin
HALLOWEEN
Soon it will be Halloween. And you may be caught by the ghosts and ghouls. Have you ever been caught by the ghoulies? It can be painful.
Joke of the day...
I thought I'd take a break from political topics and post something I find hilariously funny. It isn't often someone who is so creative that despite being impeached twice, lost a reelection, takes top level classified documents home and ignores NARA'
The Virgosign on a typo
A bit on the lighter side of life today. Do you kick yourself when you message anybody and message goes out with a typo ? Or worse, you write if well and the internal autocorrect programme changes a word and so the whole message might look ridiculous
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The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't' givin' him any of mine."
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning he got up ear
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Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having problems. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22ft Bayliner to perform. It wou
Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System
Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System
People Will Do Anything
Anything!
Store Angel
I wrecked my car this week and now it's at the collision shop. They're determining whether it's totaled or not. I was waiting a long time on a ride today and there was this red-faced homeless woman sitting outside the store with two bags, so I sta
Aliens vs. Predators
I think I would buy a ticket for this one... https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/164642270_2903902719892667_3077727562665773342_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=g2k5XvTMeTYAX_uxF0e&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=bdf43f
The Rooster
"A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man,
Deaf Wife.........
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal t
Random Thoughts
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. My 60 year kinderg
My Siri doesn't work! :)
Loveallnite he posted a blog saying that he felt great with Siri, honestly, Siri means nothing to me and I never used it until today, as always I have a bit spare time reading around during awaiting for my dinner, so, I decided to ask Siri: 'could yo
Try a Smile
“And this over here” croaked the 90 year old museum tour guide, “is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, on it’s left you can see another fossil that’s 2 million and 69 years old.” “Wow! That’s really fascinating,” said a fellow in the audience, “how
Fear of deportation
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Robert Mueller gets offers of help from somewhat surprising sources (satire from Borowitz).
Satire from The Borowitz Report Merkel Asks Mueller If There’s Anything She Can Do to Help By Andy Borowitz July 11, 2018 BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report)—The German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, took a break from the NATO summit
The Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
Words Of Wisdom
Feel free to add to this one. Don't take laxatives and sleeping pills on the same night. Whatever is going on will pass. It may pass like a kidney stone but it will pass. Cats and waterbeds don't mix well. Garlic flavored breath mints was
The week....in cartoons
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my dear friends let's enjoy thus simple joke but try to be sincere
in a class of 31 students what will be yo position mine in 28th be sincere please..
Think Twice,
before asking someone to help with a Photoshop.... More at: https://guff.com/these-people-asked-the-wrong-guy-for-photoshop-help You know, the Fr
Hopefully some will have a sense of humor !!
The boys may appreciate it hopefully the girls will find the humor as well. Subject: FUN AND INJURY AT VFW I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and s
Anyone watched this?
On the way to school today I heard too much of news regarding to Oscars 2015 from yesterday... Any one here watched this and what do you think?
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A young fella was visiting his grandfather in the mountains one weekend. He figured that he would cook supper for for them both. He reached up in the cupboard and grabs some dishes, he looks at them and says "grandfather, do you wash your dishes?" Hi
From Rodney Dangerfield
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me a
NEW EARS
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from th
She's 30, married and claims...
her marriage and sex life became monotonous and boring. So... she joined CS. She seeks a man who knows what he wants, leaves nothing to chance and knows how to deal with women. Age group: 18-99
TDS has been replaced by BDS...
If you recall when Hillary lost, Republicans started in with the Hillary Derangement Syndrome for anyone who couldn't believe Trump won. They switched to the Trump Derangement Syndrome as Hillary faded out. Actually, it's not completely gone as I've
Two Ants
Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never get out!” “Don’t worry,” said the second ant. “I brought along a TV guide.”
Possible side effects...
I sometimes 'go off on a tangent' reading medical reports and studies on medicines. I have no desire to be a pharmacist but it intrigues me how pharmaceutical companies get many of their test results. Get this... they often use humans! Is that funny
Art collections...
I remember doing a job in the Trump tower on Miami Beach. The building was new (at the time) and filling up quickly. Only one service elevator was in constant use and it could take 20-30 minutes waiting to get to the apartment we were assigned to wor