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Way to go Nancy ! lol
Comedy - Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Takes Advantage of Trump’s Storming Out of Oval Office to Hide Nuclear Codes By Andy Borowitz 11:02 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Hous
Maxine Waters Gets Duped By Fake Greta Thunberg Claiming She Has Dirt on President Trump’s Dealings
Low IQ Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA) got duped by notorious Russian pranksters, Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov — AGAIN. Russian pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who go by the stage names Vovan and Lexus, tro
Save the planet, save your money
That's right. My newest idea (patent pending) will help you do exactly that. An untapped safe energy source is central to the future and we already have access to it and even try to ignore it. It's time to change that. It's time to celebrate it.
TGIF !
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Dinner For 4
A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable. They decided to hire a butler and they found the perfect butler
San Francisco Walgreens Introduces New Frequent Looter Rewards Punch Card
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In response to record levels of unprosecuted shoplifting, Walgreens stores in San Francisco have introduced a new "Frequent Looter Rewards Card." "If you can't beat 'em, I guess all you can do is join 'em," said Sandra Lopez, reg
Cooking Adventure Failures
I went to make an ooey gooey cheese sauce because a good sauce can be used to make many things taste better. I watched a you tube video for an easy sauce using 1 teaspoon of sodium citrate in broth. I don't know what sodium citrate is but I bought
Oh my God !! His lawyers found a loophole !
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—D
I Got My First Date For 2019
Its a court date but its a date and I'm dressing up
"Save the planet......
It's the only one with chocolate." (On a T-shirt I recently bought).
My little funny this morning
Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone, just saw it on Facebook and wanted to share a smile "That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks right past you"
Haircut...
I've been going to the same stylist for nearly a decade. She's great, but always busy and I have to make an appointment usually a week out. The other day, I was returning from a project and called the salon to make an appointment. She said there was
Trump kicks dog
Though the blind lady touring the White House did not see Trump kick her seeing eye dog, she heard the thump and heard the loud yelp of her helper, followed by the retreating scurry of feet toward the Oval Office. Since the blind lady saw nothing
The Michelle Obama transgender conspiracy theory...
I thought that story was debunked and put to rest. Apparently, not. Today, Yahoo! is still talking about it. No, 'he' didn't turn into a 'she' and have two daughters that were conceived via IVF. The ID's and voters registrations posted on social medi
What Do You Think?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.
lol
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. In a rage, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his "part" in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hack
It's a case of up or down low
New timely satire from Borowitz This is subsequent to Dirty Don's very recent ALL UPPER CASE TWEET to Iran. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Discontinue Obama-Era Practice of Using Lowercase Letters By Andy Bor
Vaccine...
His name was Eugene and he took some vaccine... Everything was keen until his skin turned green... The doctors hadn't see anything like Eugene, So they cut out his spleen and he began to to get mean. (more later, I'm off to work)
sOME PEOPLE...
hAVE YOU NOTICED? sOME PEOPLE FORGET THEY HAVE CAPS LOCK ON. yEAH, IT'S AMAZING. eVERY FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE IS SMALL. i'M GLAD i DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT!
Congressfemale Ocasio-Cortez......
Who doesn't get It? Surprised an Ivy League college wasn't able to recruit her first. Full ride, no doubt. Boston University has had a good reputation, with a few exceptions. One notable one is MLK plagiarizing the doctoral dissertation, an academic
Signs of intelligence, not merely anecdotal....
...and President Trump's post acquittal victory lap speech. Use of language, skills at games and business, social ease, and so on. But surely, clever humour must belong to the list. Just watch the 50 minute speech, with every member of the audience,
Whining... the likes of which the world has never seen before.
Get ready America. Democrats complained about the Trump administration. This has been going on for 4 years. That was nutthin' If there are 'world-class' whiners, it's the Republicans. No one can come close to the amount of whining they can do. They'
Laptop Speakers
Not loud enough for music but too loud for porn
Good Laughs "iNK"
A four-year-old boys older brother brings home a friend who is heavily tattooed.As the friend sits down with the famy to Sunday lunch, the little boy can't take his eyes off the man's colourful arms.Curiosity finally gets the better of him and he lea
A Brief (Less Than ONE Second) Commentary On What Can Be Expected
Of Ol' Joe's Presidency - The Look On The Signers Face When Joe Speaks In Tongues Sez It ALL - Freakin' PRICELESS!! Ol' Joe speaking in tongues, A sign language interpreter's interpretation of gibberish - AND, For y'all's comparison, Bob Tilton sp
An offer to consider
In The New Yorker this morning; Satire from The Borowitz Report Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. 11:01 A.M. By Andy Borowitz COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal t
The funniest thing I've heard all week...
The funniest thing I've heard all week was a Tweet from former news anchor Dan Rather:
lol
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had. She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, lon
Blonde Jokes
These are slightly different from the typical blonde joke. A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and mine's wet." ---------------------
New Driver
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly min
A new one, hot off the press - Rally Stimulus Checks !
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Offers Stimulus Checks to Anyone Willing to Come to His Next Rally By Andy Borowitz June 23, 2020 WASHING
Trump says, that he accepts no blame
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says He Deserves No Blame for State of America Because He Has Not Actually Worked for Past Four Years
Geoffrey Chaucer...what a guy!
Since we've been dallying here concerning English, I thought I'd mention this fellow, widely thought of as 'the father' of the language. And needless to say, whenever such a phrase is heard, many names come to mind, not least the Bard himself, or th
A Pro Trump Ad
Sure, most of America knows better than to vote for a corrupt lying demagogue, who divides America and can't balance his own bank account. But, are they the only voice ? Lets be fair and hear from the minority, who think Trump is good for America
Oh yeah, it's definitely time for......
.......a closer look;