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I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, Retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back, I've no idea what's going on, And now I have to per.
Last night there were two good monologues I watched on TV late at night. I figured I would share them with you on here, as the more intelligent members would be likely to enjoy some comedy (based on truth) after a tough day First up was
After what seemed a productive meeting between U.S. President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping in San Francisco on Wednesday, an offhand remark by Biden could set back the relationship that the two leaders were working to mend. “After to
A man finds a wallet with $7000 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $500 reward to anyone who returns it. He soon locates the owner and gives him the wallet, and the rich m
My newly purchased AFRICAN GREY does not want to eat seed, Don't know why but he has also decided to eat all my other birds. I'm im shock. Any advice appreciated. Please help! http://fieldtripearth.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Gently Tells Trump Why He Can’t Hold Parade to Celebrate Great Job He Is Doing By Andy Borowitz March 28, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Ant
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! I have much to be thankful for! Blessings to all of you! A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'D
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elde
Then again maybe we can't blame Track for all of this since it is now legalized there...... .....
Mr. Handsome - Part 2
That's signal fluid be safe and save cash in doing so.
...I've found that almost all of the regular bloggers here are decent and bright folks, from whom I continue to learn things. Most grateful, even when the politics don't quite always align. But sometimes I worry that, who would have thunk it, men an
A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend, "I can't keep driving any more, the air hitting me in the chest is unbearable." His girlfriend
The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for he
Presenting the...... . . . . Tear Only it, can prevent forest fires AND "tastes great !"
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then y
Subject: FW: New car technology is a hoot. Ha! Ha! Ray-o-vac will want to hear about this http://sundown.me.uk/ technology/mercedes-aa-class. mp4
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jump
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcast
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4. It's not t
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet. Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as
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Two generations of TV and I realized the shows I avoided all had fake laughter. It was real laughter... but prerecorded from some other (actually funny) source. To hear 100 people roaring (for a split second) over something I didn't find funny 50 ti
It all started here... 1963 and I was 11 years old. The Kingsmen, Louie Louie "Every night at 10 I lay her again... I fvk all girls all kinds of ways..."
The hospital's consulting dietitian was giving a lecture to several community nurses in a hospital. 'The garbage we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is terrible. Soda attacks your stom
DC,I think the other giraffe ran away!
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the
When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a full beard. No-one in the neighbourhood ever went on holiday or arranged a wedding without consulting C
Do you know how is it like to be in the car, biting your nails? However, in my case I chose to post a blog instead Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first ever blog on CS that forewarns you that no comments would be allowed but if you'
A man went to the doctor one and and said "doc, I got a problem, every time I have sex with my wife, I always finish too quickly and its causing strain on our marriage". The doctor said "well what you need to do is when you feel your about to finish,
This blog has absolutely nothing to do with much of anything; I'm bored. I did feel like going in a rant about something but quickly realized how insignificant it would actually be. People dont even read your profile so the chances of reading the Bla
Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Plea
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited
My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke! For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! O
Its week end people where is the party in this place https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tcfbgQsYtM
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think. I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing, the horizontal streaming rain, flying roofing iron
I sometimez feel really baaddd for that God fella !! I mean if there is One !! If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ... "These two legged creature called human Braught me down here on Earth for their own Personal A
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