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Hundreds of innocent wooden chairs executed

Hundreds of innocent wooden chairs executed in the desert. Its been reported that the scattered remains of hundreds of chairs have been found in the arid desert near the small town of Harare. Evidence of ethnic cleansing by lay-z-boys and Laura A

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to the blurred blogger, Mollybaby, have a fantabulous day and I hope you've taken it off work and are going to have a thoroughly awesome day :b

MOHAMAD THE SKATEBOARDER

I COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY ! This "story" is only 5 seconds. Caution, do not click the start button while sipping your coffee. MOHAMAD THE SKATEBOARDER Praise Allah! https://gfycat.com/PlaintiveObedientFlounde

Visiting my son

I was visiting my son this week and asked him where his newspaper was? He laughed and said, “Dad, it’s the 21st century. We stopped buying newspapers years ago. It saves trees. But you can borrow my iPad. Okay, fine, whatever. That lousy housef

What are you seeking on here ?

That has to be the most popular question I get from women who initially contact me on here. It's in their first email to me and yet, I go to great efforts to pre-answer that in my profile, which they obviously haven't read. So, from now on, they

The quartermaster's store

The bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims Add a verse, make it worse There have to be two lines before the chorus Comment without a verse and you will get done

Horoscopes Reloaded 2

Any resemblance between real people and these horoscopes are absolutely intentional. As promised, today we can have a look at bulls and twins. And as with the previous, I relied on cutting and pasting to some extend. Tau

A Woman's Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who is handsome. Smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks

Raw Toast

I have just discovered that I have been eating raw toast my entire life! I visited some friends in the big city and they had a machine called a "toaster", they simply put 2 slices of raw toast in and within a few minutes it "pop-up" and there befo

I'm bored and feel like winding some one up....

...who wants to be wound up, have a fight...anyone.. ?

Another whiskery joke

To my darling husband, Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so ple

A woman's aPology.......

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Fees back on the table

I see from the CS newsletter that site fees are back on the agenda But at least CS is moving into the 21st century & allowing "adult" profile pics :ch

Women - know your limits.

Women - know your limits

what women need to get ready....

Most common lies ...

I'm single I'm not in a relationship Yes that picture is recent My internet is too slow for video chat I wasn't flirting with him/her What you read is not how it was meant to sound Distance dosnt matter... Feel free to add :roll

Well, maybe I should have known better.

The wait staff at this restaurant had a terrible attitude. The chef and manager didn't seem to care at all. They would just call out the restaurant name every time I complained. Like that would make a difference. Perhaps I should have

Boozing and Blogging

Just curious here. Has anyone ever blogged while under the influence of alcohol? Should be interesting cos a pissed person sees or takes remarks differently to a sober one I think. Will be back later, just off to go and booze [im

Mixed emotions

talk about a raft of mixed emotions. At around this time every year, I await with such anticipation, The funny,furry,unexplainable,sweet,a sense of being loved type of feelings, that my family, friends, well wishers, even some of those that do

Why Do We Have Emoticons?

I cannot claim to be an angel. In fact, I’m a little devil at the best of times, but it annoys me when somebody calls me a liar. I cannot claim to be an . In fact, I’m a little at the best of times, but it me when somebo

SAYING "I LOVE YOU"

SEMINAR FOR WOMEN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husban

Kevinism...the not so rare teenage disease..

Kevinism is a disease that came about during the 90's, before its appearance teenagers use to help around he house, dry up, even clean their dads car. These days the condition has gotten worse. Since my son turned double figures I could see the ch

Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe

Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe. War, Famine, lack of funds and the small amount Archaeological sites around the world have prompted an unprecedented tide of Migrants into the EU where they hope to find old sites worthy of excavat

Donald Trump

Like him or hate him You have to admit, He sure does have a captivating Pizzazz, No doubt about it The Force is strong in this one.

ROLL CALL!!...

Ok...Ok, a CS female is missing here therefore, let's all line-up for roll call. Maybe then we will find out whose missing and put out an APB on her. Unless she has pulled a Bruce Jenner on us All we know for now is, that she is female, an

Im not a blogger

however, I do like to share things that make me laugh out loud LOL

THE RULES... ACCORDING TO MEN

Bloggers..This came in email....guys go ahead, read and Got anything to add? Subject: The Man Rules A guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's

Warning Alert : Disclosure... Singapore UFO

Just at plain sight it look so ordinary but upon closer looks It's the biggest Spaceship I've seen..(It's the only one ). Perched on top the tallest buildings and guarded

Just Don't Make Sense

Its ok for a dog to sniff another dog's a** but when I try it, the dog bites me!

R ants nutritious !

I had coffee a la ant this morning. We have an ant plaque at present as the rain is scarce so they come inside for water and food. I had ant traps out but their use by date seems to have come and gone. They climbed into the kettle and by the

New

Hellooooooooooooooo!!! I'm new here Guidance needed, thank you Oh! And also, be gentle with me please?

Uncle Chris Changes A Nappy

This is too hilarious and it would be a sin not to share it here Beautiful Sunday here. Just had my second mug of hot chocolate Have a lovely Sunday everyone! htt

A blog for CH....

So, what is the meaning of your last blog CH? Are you done with us here and now going? I hope not. You know, you, Robert, Pepps, and I still have tunnels to dig. On top of that, isn't it better to leave a place after you are hated? A

Tell me truly, is it me?

Friend A – conversational bridge – always a competition. Worse, better, always the need to take the trick. Example – idle comment – “I’ve just done (insert neutral topic here) it was okay. Response - I did that once,

Helping the little wifey out.

Read the ‘story’ below before pasting the link in your address line.… >> So this retired guy sits around the house all day. Wifey says, "You could do something useful, >> like vacuum the house once a week." >> >> Guy giv

My online seesaw relationship.... ...............

Which was more an on and off relationship A seesaw realationship Yet I stayed on too see how low can one steep And he steeped very low. So low he could sm

Shot My First Turkey Today

Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was great.

lol

On a winter morning, a woman texts her husband "windows is frozen, what do I do?" Husband texts back "pour some luke warm water over it and gently tap the edged with a hammer." Wife texts back "computer really messed up now."

Connecting Singles.revised

Here's the result of my previous blog " What Else Would You Like For CS To Do To Make You Happy?" All suggestions from other bloggers are up there, any more suggestions, reactions, revisions and recommendations are welcome. http

The 'Great' Negotiator. lol

Breaking news ! Trump is holed up in the Whitehouse refusing to leave and hopefully holding his breath until the Democrats approve $ 5 Billion for a wall. That tactic may have worked with his father, when he was 5 years old. But, it isn'

Good New Is Good News

This morning I woke up with wonderful news in my inbox. I got an email from the International FIFA World Cup Online Lottery informing me that I have won a large sum of money. The message read: Subject: FROM T