Raw Toast
I have just discovered that I have been eating raw toast my entire life!I visited some friends in the big city and they had a machine called a "toaster", they simply put 2 slices of raw toast in and within a few minutes it "pop-up" and there before my eyes were slices of perfectly cooked toast.
They told me these machines had been around for decades...no one told me!
I went to a shop and found dozens of these weird machines, my toast is now raw now.
Anyone else know of this?
Comments (46)
I must say I've missed eggs since moving to Scotland. I could get to eat them more than once or twice a year, if the pan story is true.
Biff, I dont believe it!........next thing you will say people used to make it with fire. I was told by Google that these toasters have computer chips in them...thats even scarier to me.
No...not for me...i shall continue rubbing them with a stone by the lake....
Cooked a whole chicken in the engine of her car?...whats a car?
Cal...NO WAY, Thats someone pulling your leg, The only method is as you describe, nothing like fresh rock beaten river washed sheets at night.
Jam, Poaching carries a serious prison term!, I would see if you can get some on the black market rather.
Look, I found a pic of one of those toast machines you are talking about.....looks pretty dodgy to me! What do you do with it? Do you feed the bread in at that gap at the bottom?
( well they can do everything else can't they? )
I suppose you have been watching that "Star Trek" on the picture radio?
That new-fangled contraption surely does sound like wonderment awright, map. Yep. A real wonderment.
How 'bout this here. Are ya ready?
The phone I'm usin'...right now...ain't even 'fixed to the wall!
And it still works!
REALLY!
And that ain't the half of it, map.
I'll be hanged if'n I can locate the crank on the durned thing!
Seems to work anyways. Maybe it ain't s'pposed to have.
Do ya reckon?
What the hail am I sayin? No crank? On a phone?
Now that WOULD be a wonderment!
Just keep lookin. I reckon.
Mic, phone not connected to the wall indeed
Ixnay on keeping the irdbay in the ock-clay, map!
There's animal lovers here. You'll upset 'em!
I like to have breakfast with another 3 friends.
Bspoken4..May I ask what contraption you have that raw toast on, round thing on something white..
Zim was a pile of rocks near Bulawayo.
Cal..So it appears, perhaps its time for some toast and melted hard milk.
Hard milk, eh?