Raw Toast
I have just discovered that I have been eating raw toast my entire life!I visited some friends in the big city and they had a machine called a "toaster", they simply put 2 slices of raw toast in and within a few minutes it "pop-up" and there before my eyes were slices of perfectly cooked toast.
They told me these machines had been around for decades...no one told me!
I went to a shop and found dozens of these weird machines, my toast is now raw now.
Anyone else know of this?
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Bread sliced in the bag...Today has been a day of learning, mechanical and electrical bewilderment.
Folks...My sundial wont work so Im off to find a corner in my cave until that big bright and hot thing rises to my East.
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They are nothing short of trolleys in disguise.
They draw the innocent bread in, make them hot around the edges, and then throw them out when they are done.
Seri, Is that some sort of light saber?...Im sure Luke Skywalker would cook bread with one of those.