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Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lol
Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin By Andy Borowitz 11:43 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown, the H
Laugh 'O The Day...
A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. "Well, I'll tell you" the farmer replied. "One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath. That pig ran for help. He save
COSTEMOLOGIST
I'm always entertained when I read a profile and the person cannot spell their profession. In this case... wannabe profession. Today it's the woman in school to be a costemologist. Of the list of favorites would be a doctir. 40 miles from
I read your blogs...
I do. Really, I do... All of them. I do...
Uh oh !
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The 5 Facts of Life
A wise person once said...the 5 facts of life are: 1.. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is
Some people are thinking Biden is Brain dead.
Could this be true or can qualified doctors evaluating his mental abilities be wrong. Put the speaker of the house in charge. Its a shame Doctor Jill and the rest of his family did this to sleepy joe and the rest of us. https://www.facebook.com
Amazing what money can do.....
Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of
Trump Claims he Won German Election
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims He Won German Election By Andy Borowitz PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—
Looking For Jesus
An Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptizing people in the river he proceeds to walk into the water and bumps into the preacher.. the preacher turns and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,w
The most honest Lib'rul ever
Shockingly true. Finally someone in the Lib'rul world sees and expresses the truth. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzNs7X90vew Way to go Jonathan Pie. The TRUTH hurts but for humanity's sake we must face it and do something about it. (Wit
Actors you think were already dead....
I grew up watching this mans films....
I love a Good Joke
Edith and Marie were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Marie: What's that? Edith: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't g
You look just like...
At the age of 17, I was often told I looked like musician/singer Arlo Guthrie. He had an album out, performed at Woodstock Festival in 1969 and his father was also a famous folk singer. The truth is, I didn't know who he was until a few years later w
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
Old what's his face...
My dad had a great memory for tidbits of information... with the exception of someone's name. Two seconds after they introduced themselves, he'd forget. It didn't stop there. When he was making reference to an actor or comedian and their name didn't
Photo Caption Contest - jogger
You know the drill by now. Have some fun adding you own photo caption(s), if you like. My first entry is.....Yeah, yeah, rub it in. Here's the photo; :tong
Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican Half
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country. "It's real simple, folks! " said President Biden. "America can be united if we can just murder everyone who disagr
Christmas Smiles
Office Holiday Memo To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and
Just Three Words
A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him star
I'm Not Totally Useless
I can be used as a bad example..........................
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. > A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're real
Today's humor...
I thought I'd offer some lighthearted humor to all the political ruckus currently going on this month. In the news this morning, it's reported that former president Donald Trump issued a 12-page rebuttal to testimony and evidence presented by a House
Murkun Politics Made Simple In Under 4 Minutes - For Y'all Non-Political Folks
https://youtu.be/5V8AV_hGD3Y ...
Beware of Lie Detector Robots!
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." Th
I got pulled over for speeding...
On the way back from the Mexican shoemaker 'Zapatos' I had my new boots on and suddenly I see some blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. It was the police signaling me to pull over. I did and he told me to present my driver's license, registra
This one has so much truth in it, it's not even funny.
Satire from The Borowitz Report Twenty Million Witnesses Come Forward Claiming They Saw Kavanaugh Lie Under Oath By Andy Borowitz October 1, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its s
Adams Rib
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.” God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. Thi
The Motorist
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs.
Christmas Shopping
Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. Dianne asked, "Frank, where are you? You know that we have lo
lol
A soldier ran up to a nun out of breath and asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt?" I'll explain later, the nun agreed... A moment later 2 military police ran up and asked, sister, have you seen a soldier? The nun replied, he went that way.
Happy New Year to all.
Happy New Year to all here. I have been looking at the blogs. Many blogers are gone it seems. The Usual Suspects The Hate Monge The Blasphemous man who does not belive that Climte change is happening. And this bloger who bl
Funny But Cute
A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!" The Reverend repl
Joke of the day.
A Man uses a lighter, to look inside a gas container.
Bar Excuse Joke
Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry invited Barbara along with him. “So what would you like?” Harry cordially asked, as she took her seat
I Sold My House This Week
I got a pretty good price for it too, but it sure made my landlord as mad as hell.
Sleepers
Well, some come here to CS for 'Lurv," and finding none within reach, move on to other things. Others, however, are reliable -- like clockwork -- in their stalwart efforts to tell you what to think. Let's not name names. That would be... impol
On Twitter
This one was actually published last year. But in some ways, I think it may be even more appropriate in the near future. Enjoy. Satire from The Borowitz Report Rex Tillerson: I Hope Trump Finds Out He’s Impeache