Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2016
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Christmas Shopping

Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas.
Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot
to do, she called him on his cell phone. Dianne asked, "Frank, where
are you? You know that we have lots to do."

Frank said, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10
years ago, and you fell in love with a diamond necklace? I could not
afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."

Little tears started to flow down Dianne's cheek, and she got all choked up.
"Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.

"Well, I'm in the Hooters next to that."

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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Dec 17, 2016●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments
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Thanks, Jim! cheers

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VikingSon●Merida, Yucatan Mexico
Dec 17, 2016●35 Blogs●245 Comments
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You made me laugh Jim
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1to1to1●nbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada
Dec 17, 2016●11 Blogs●1,778 Comments
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Good Morning Jim,wave rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Liked that one Thanks. Its currently minus 27 celceus here,doh I m getting very good at holding down the couch,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Its definitely not going anywhere,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Dec 17, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks everyone!

Bill, nail the couch to the floor then!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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EllaBellisima●Houston, Texas USA
Dec 17, 2016
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

HILARIOUS . LITERAL laugh out loud.

As they say if Love is the Treasure Laughter is the Key

thanks Jim
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