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Wanna Get A Ripped Body?
Methinks every guy should own one
Trump considers firing the word Subpoena
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena” By Andy Borowitz 11:50 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a
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The blonde had been married about a year. One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so happy?" he asked. She said, "Honey, I have some rea
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A hunter gets a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for s
What's In A Name
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitre
Aliens amongst us!
They abduct us at night probe us and implant microchips in our azzes how bizarre there leader is a red faced chucky doll called Donald trump....... And they put Prozac in the water to distract our minds from the government's hidden
Laugh for the day
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I s
Unhappy Golfer
A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a
This about sums it up!!!
This about sums it up!!! Welcome 2016 Civilization at the end of 2015 - this is priceless!!! . Our Phones - Wireless
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Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having problems. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22ft Bayliner to perform. It wou
Recently pardoned turkey found dead after claiming to have dirt on Clinton
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed Monday. The official cause of death was suicide, though the bullet wounds were in the back
MA AND THE OUTHOUSE
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to
Unknown danger of
Borrowed a Dehumidifier and made the mistake of leaving it on overnight Woke up this morning with dry eyeballs and so thirsty I could have sucked the scrotum of a sweaty camel The tank contained 3 litres of liquid and as the average adults bod
Twenty Questions
Twenty Questions 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? Y
Perks Of Being 50 And Beyond
At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell. Someone had to remind me, So I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh..... It is all true! Perks of reaching 50 Or being over 60 and heading towards 70 & beyond! 1. Kidna
The last Nickel
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slap
Fight Fight !!!!
I rear-ended a car this morning. Sooo there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you get sooo stressed and little things seem just seem too funny? Yeah, well I c
Arizona Girl
Drinking with an Arizona Girl: A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico
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After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" I asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up. When he didn't retu
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll
Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding
A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man hi
ONE MORE JOKE ,
A man walks into a bar one night . He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that will be 1 cent." "one penny?" exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, "Yes." So, the guy glances over at the menu and asks, "Could i have a nice ju
Friday
Going Home I've Done My Time Fantastic weekend to everyone. I'm gone.....
2 Parrots
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can
LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?
A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Little Known Facts About Mahatma Gandhi....
He was a very spiritual man. He ate only vegetables. Thus, he was thin, slightly-built, and often had bad breath. He walked wherever he went and wore no shoes; his feet were very heavily calloused. He was a.... WAIT FOR IT.... Sup
King Arthur And The Witch:
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult
The FBI agent
Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, “Go
More Puns
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette. Why are meteorologists always nervous? Their future is always up in the air. What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. A man noted for telling puns
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Mr Trump has touched down in Scotland to open another golf course. He says it is good to be home. i never saw a kilt nor a prison jacket Nope i should not laugh as i have seen with my own eyes how
A Very Trumpy Thanksgiving :)
Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Refuses to Pardon White House Turkey After Accusing It of Working for Soros By Andy Borowitz 11:19 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a startlin
All Girl Biker Bar
"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The ba
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A doctor from France says: “In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." A German doctor comments quietly: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part
Ole and Lars
Ole and Lars are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, "suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers $2.50 per pair.Ole says to his pal Lars, "Looky here! We could buy a whole gob of dese, take 'em ba
The Cat
Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in. Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known t
New CS vaccine guidelines
Effective immediately, all bloggers and commenters have to show proof they are fully vaccinated. In other news it was revealed that vaccines killed the dinosaurs and that Pepe LePew was a feline molester. Video not for the squeemish :scol
A conversation, that may have actually taken place. lol
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Gently Tells Trump Why He Can’t Hold Parade to Celebrate Great Job He Is Doing By Andy Borowitz March 28, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Ant