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Photo Caption Contest - cat
Have some fun creating some captions for the following photo, if you like. My first one is....."Please don't go get a dog. We really don't need one."
Obituary Submitted By Wife About Her Deceased Husband
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual obituary in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly. "You know very well that he died of di
My blog
It's just a blog
BIG (funny) RED FLAG
I've been getting lots of new 'women' on here e-mailing me today wanting to "get to know me" with lots of red flags within their profiles and emails. But to me, this one is the funniest red flag. The profile of a lovely "new" woman on here stat
Pick-UP lines for the Covid-19 era (for men & women)
What do you think about going back to my place and washing our hands together ? Do you have Covid-19 ? Why ? Because you look a lot hotter than 98.6 F Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you extra happy to be closer than 6 feet from
HEAVEN
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy The Nation I helped conceive?" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted
Finally a believable explanation for Melania Trump's choice in jacket message. lol
Here is the explanation by 'Melania' herself. So, there you have it.
My Profile Got A View
I'm getting married.....................................
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Da da!
Photo Caption Contest - Bear back porch door
Hey, you know the drill by now. Have fun adding your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you would like. Or just chuckle at any that you do like posted by someone else. https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-U8YkZS2a3Ig/V1sQ3jeG-
Family Togetherness.............
A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one... "Sorry I'm running late... had an emergency, you know ho
Facebook People
For those of our older generation who don't comprehend why Facebook exists. I am making friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I
Having a heck of a day......
I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "This is
stop crying
for gods sake ,what is wrong with people ,,stop crying because things did not go your way, man up and deal with it , instead of behaving like spoilt kids and throwing your toys out of the pram, what will be will be ,,,end of,,,
Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a bea
Today is my not-birthday !
Yes, just like 362 other days of the year, it is NOT my birthday. Please wish me a happy not birthday, as I did not get another year older today. Yes ! https://preview.ibb.
Birthday Suprise Joke
Benny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help he bought a present, gift wrapped it, and brought it over to his uncle. His uncle, knowing that Benny’s father manufactured apple juice, and seeing a wet sp
Wise Sayings
The idea is to die young as late as possible Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long. Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-) Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of l
Made A Decision
I decided that my sex life needs some variety So I started using my other hand.
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A Few Chuckles
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply sayi
Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read
Image address - https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-9926-1.jpg KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse aske
Trumps mugshot
page down. 10 or 11 times to find it https://www.google.com/search?q=Jerry+Tillman+Mug+shot&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiF49Trj_fnAhUMEd8KHao4Dx8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Jerry+Tillman+Mug+shot&gs_l=img.3...495836.501061..501493...0.0..0.393.2117.5j9j1j1......0...
Old Age
Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money. A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one tha
Urban Sports... I love it.
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Jokes fresh in by email. Thought of you straightaw
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later......'Da-ad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?' 'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad......' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I ha
Justice Ginsburg Speaks
Tag - Satire ================ Ginsburg: ‘I Am Mentally Fit Enough To Serve Through The End Of President Eisenhower’s Term’ WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dispelling rumors that the Supreme Court Justice could
Happy Birthday to.... Jay Leno
The comedian, actor and former Tonight Show host turns 71 today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqtultQ_B
2 seconds
Yes I've had too much time on my hands lately. Why is there a 2second rule surely if it falls on the floor it takes less than 2 seconds to collect germs. Why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down. Why do people always visit when the
Husband Down
Haha!! This is a Good one!! A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans',
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and
One Liners
2. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. 3. Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk. 4. It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. ''Are you sittin
The Latest Trump Scandal ?
Satire from The Borowitz Report Public Demands Investigation of Why F.B.I. Infiltrators in Trump Campaign Failed to Prevent Him from Being Elected By Andy Borowitz 10:19 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Am
some old sayings my dad use to say...
Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I just figured out whore bait. He would say, make hay while the sun is shining. You
Words That End in AN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gRZphKc4kg
If you could call your younger self…. What would you say?
Calling long distance , hi, your me, please don’t ride that bike today, Don’t ever eat McDonalds, don’t tell dad you found his porno, don’t fall In line too easily, don’t be what you don’t want to be, admit when your Wrong, be strong, don’t cli
COW HIT BY A LIMO
>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You
Priest and Pilot Go To Heaven
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy: "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you
Something to Brighten Your Day
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-9
Doctor and Lawyer
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you