Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Apr 2016
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Doctor and Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.

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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Apr 5, 2016●2,126 Comments
#1
Hiya Jim. Maybe I should also follows this advice? hmmm
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lindsyjonesonline today!
lindsyjones●unknown, California USA
Apr 5, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing very clever lawyer my friend. I hope we are not all measured up to the value of money on everything we do. lolrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Apr 5, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Daniela,

Depends on your advice!thumbs up
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GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Apr 5, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Hi my friend Phyllis!

It seems that way! Of course I get free legal and medical advice!thumbs up My son is an attorney and my daughters are all in the medical field! Lucky me!

How about you? Do you get any free legal or medical advice?thumbs up
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Apr 5, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Big day in Wisconsin! Primary election for presidential nominees and other offices! I will be glad when it is over! That is all you hear and read about!thumbs down
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Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Apr 5, 2016●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments
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laugh laugh wave
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Apr 5, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Hi DC,wave
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lindsyjonesonline today!
lindsyjones●unknown, California USA
Apr 5, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments
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Jim, of course not. None of my children wanted to go to those professions although, I did give them encouragement. They are all settled housewives and my only son is in Security. But I don't encounter much of those expenses, thank God except in my divorce. And boy didn't I have my share of being taken in a way.

You are very lucky indeed my friend.wave hug
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lindsyjonesonline today!
lindsyjones●unknown, California USA
Apr 5, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments
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Oh yes, and it seems that our man will have a dent on his remarkable journey out there.bouquet
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robrt787●Somewhere, California USA
Apr 5, 2016●2,572 Comments
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LOL Jim,

great joke.

Reminds me of a joke, where this guy tells the wife he is divorcing, "I'm going to get me a good lawyer. You just wait and see!"

His divorcing wife replies, "Well, I recommend Helen Waite. She's a good lawyer."

The man says, "Oh yeah. How do I get in contact with her?"

The wife says, "Just Go To HellandWait!"doh laugh
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Apr 5, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Robt, Good joke!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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britishcolumbian
britishcolumbian●unknown, British Columbia Canada
Apr 5, 2016●12 Blogs●889 Comments
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Loved that joke Jim and am borrowing it too wave wave wave
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chame1eon_again
chame1eon_again●Blueberry, Pennsylvania USA
Apr 5, 2016●6 Blogs●294 Comments
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Another really good joke. Often, Jim, yours is the first blog I'll read as you tend to post really funny stuff. grin
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