Trump finally achieves something actually bigger (and not just his record number of lies)
Today in The New YorkerIn response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His
By Andy Borowitz
July 15, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C.(The Borowitz Report)—Trying out a new line of attack against the former Vice-President, Donald Trump said on Wednesday that Joe Biden could never have a pandemic as big as his.
“Biden was Vice-President for eight years and had all the time in the world to have a pandemic,” Trump said. “Where was his pandemic?”
By contrast, Trump asserted, “In just a few months, I’ve built the biggest pandemic this country has seen in a hundred years.”
“People are going to be talking about my pandemic for generations to come,” Trump said. “What did Biden ever have? Swine flu? What a joke.”
Trump said that Biden’s failure to have “any pandemic worth writing home about” makes him a “terrible choice” to be President.
“I’ve worked hard and built an amazing pandemic, but if Biden gets in, all that goes away,” he warned.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His
By Andy Borowitz
July 15, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C.(The Borowitz Report)—Trying out a new line of attack against the former Vice-President, Donald Trump said on Wednesday that Joe Biden could never have a pandemic as big as his.
“Biden was Vice-President for eight years and had all the time in the world to have a pandemic,” Trump said. “Where was his pandemic?”
By contrast, Trump asserted, “In just a few months, I’ve built the biggest pandemic this country has seen in a hundred years.”
“People are going to be talking about my pandemic for generations to come,” Trump said. “What did Biden ever have? Swine flu? What a joke.”
Trump said that Biden’s failure to have “any pandemic worth writing home about” makes him a “terrible choice” to be President.
“I’ve worked hard and built an amazing pandemic, but if Biden gets in, all that goes away,” he warned.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Comments (6)
However, those who do not respect it's mode of transmission
and protect themselves from that, are more likely to get it.
Unfortunately, the "so-called" president exhibited horrendous leadership, as did not prepare the nation for it's arrival.
Instead, he did the opposite, by denying it's potential, ignoring warnings,
not following the pandemic response handbook, paring down the pandemic response team,
urging inappropriate medical advice, and not coordinating a central distribution center
for medical supplies, as well as urging quick re-openings after shut-downs.
That will confirm that everyone loves Trump.