Rocket man cuts him off
Tonight in The New YorkerIn response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Kim Jong Un Told Trump He Was Too Busy Developing Ballistic Missiles to Help Him with Biden Thing
By Andy Borowitz
5:40 P.M.
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump asked Kim Jong Un to help dig up dirt on Joe Biden,
but Kim said that he was “too busy developing ballistic missiles” to do so, the North Korean dictator confirmed on Thursday.
“I remember getting a call from him about the Biden thing, I want to say in August,” Kim told reporters.
“And I was, like, ‘I am super busy developing a new generation of ballistic missiles right now.’ ”
Kim said that he recalled Trump being “very understanding” and saying that he would “try some other countries.”
Although the conversation was apparently pleasant, the North Korean leader remembered thinking that Trump’s request for dirt on Joe Biden was “kind of weird.”
“I said to him, ‘Are you sure you should be calling foreign leaders for this kind of thing?’ ” Kim recalled.
“ ‘Have you really thought this through?’ ”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Kim Jong Un Told Trump He Was Too Busy Developing Ballistic Missiles to Help Him with Biden Thing
By Andy Borowitz
5:40 P.M.
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump asked Kim Jong Un to help dig up dirt on Joe Biden,
but Kim said that he was “too busy developing ballistic missiles” to do so, the North Korean dictator confirmed on Thursday.
“I remember getting a call from him about the Biden thing, I want to say in August,” Kim told reporters.
“And I was, like, ‘I am super busy developing a new generation of ballistic missiles right now.’ ”
Kim said that he recalled Trump being “very understanding” and saying that he would “try some other countries.”
Although the conversation was apparently pleasant, the North Korean leader remembered thinking that Trump’s request for dirt on Joe Biden was “kind of weird.”
“I said to him, ‘Are you sure you should be calling foreign leaders for this kind of thing?’ ” Kim recalled.
“ ‘Have you really thought this through?’ ”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
I wonder if he called anyone in Saudi Arabia.
I'll bet that the prince there could dig up plenty of things he buried.
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"MAKEING" city in China?
They have great beaches, you see that whenever they're exploding their cannons into the ocean.. -Donald Trump. Singapore summit with Kim jung nn June 2018