Mar a Lago crisis.
This afternoon in The New Yorker;In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid
By Andy Borowitz
12:24 P.M.
PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump was reportedly “hopping mad” on Saturday after a surprise ICE raid left his Mar-a-Lago retreat with no employees.
The ICE agents conducting the pre-dawn raid swept through the opulent Palm Beach club and left guests with no one to prepare their food, wash their dishes, or clean their rooms.
When informed of the news, a furious Trump reportedly barked at his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and his sons Eric and Donald, Jr., ordering them to hurry to Palm Beach and wait on tables.
A spokesman for Mar-a-Lago called the situation “dire,” warning that the resort had lost almost as many staff members as the White House.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid
By Andy Borowitz
12:24 P.M.
PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump was reportedly “hopping mad” on Saturday after a surprise ICE raid left his Mar-a-Lago retreat with no employees.
The ICE agents conducting the pre-dawn raid swept through the opulent Palm Beach club and left guests with no one to prepare their food, wash their dishes, or clean their rooms.
When informed of the news, a furious Trump reportedly barked at his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and his sons Eric and Donald, Jr., ordering them to hurry to Palm Beach and wait on tables.
A spokesman for Mar-a-Lago called the situation “dire,” warning that the resort had lost almost as many staff members as the White House.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Perhaps Melania was deported too.
Comments (19)
Nice politics dude! Maybe we should go on a date to cure my insomnia?
I don't get involved with it (politics) and know you're a nice person and a good photographer aside from this, just thought I'd telll you!
f - thank you for the kind words. Since we live on opposite sides of the globe,
dating is not really an option. Nonetheless, hopefully you will find someone much closer to you, as some intense romps in the bedroom will probably cure that insomnia.
r - Trump is like King Midas, except everything he touches gets gold PLATED
(instead of solid gold) and it goes bankrupt.
l - No. He hasn't hit the fan. Unfortunately, thus far, he's still the "so-called" president.
It takes serious delusion to think otherwise
I wonder if anyone on here is really stupid enough not to see that? Very sad then.
Try not to be frustrated, nor saddened by it.
Who did you say again and again was going to win the last presidential election
How many times have you said Trump is going to be impeached
Don't bother trying to count the times you have said Trump has colluded with the Russians yep Jim you make a few mistakes , same one's over and over or are you just trolling ?
I heard there is a video of him and his team saying "Next time we will do it right."
Perhaps it helps explain why you support Trump.
l - While it isn't evident in the comments below this blog,
I'm sure there are some very nice things about NZ.
M - the wall that should be around Trump, is at a federal penitentiary.