The Way Some People Think
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the
way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they
are holding a gun, she's probably pretty upset.
Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they
drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word
"premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it
the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for
murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.
Comments (20)
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your day.
It must have been spicy! Did one of your lady friend's cook it? Revenge is terrible!
Just aim to please.
Have a wonderful day my friend!
that would have been the ultimate revenge.
Mercifully, the only woman who hates me that much won't cook for me.
You don't want to miss an opportunity! May not come back again!
No dogs please! You have to be bold and look yourself!
thanks for the fun, you made me smile this evening
I really likes the new car horn.
Kool!....
Too funny...but true...lol...
Good blog G.J
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