Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Jan 2016
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Jaws And The Newly Weds

A real estate salesman and his new blonde wife flew to the Bahamas for their honeymoon.

The groom was in the water snorkeling while his new bride was sunbathing on the beach. Suddenly a large shark attacked and took a huge chunk out of the man's upper body. While his new wife watched in horror the man managed to swim to shore.

Lifeguards tried to save his life but unfortunately he had lost way too much blood.

A news crew was dispatched to the scene. The reporter asked one of the lifeguards if the man suffered long.

To which he replied, "No, he was only married for about a week".

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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Jan 19, 2016●346 Blogs●10,611 Comments
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At least he was in a warm, pleasant locale prior to his demise. cool
snowed in moping

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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Jan 19, 2016●5,763 Comments
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doh OMG did not know if I should rolling on the floor laughing or crying
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Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan
Jan 19, 2016●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments
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Good one, Jimrolling on the floor laughing thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
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1to1to1●nbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada
Jan 19, 2016●11 Blogs●1,778 Comments
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Hello Gentlejim,wave rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , I ll definitely add that one to my husband, wife jokes, Thanks,
You have a Good One, handshake
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