Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Mar 2017
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Blond Girlfriend at Her First Football Game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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ashlander
ashlander●In God's Hands, Oregon USA
Mar 4, 2017●3,804 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing coffee bunny Good Morning!
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imbackagain
imbackagain●Farwaniyah, Al Farwaniyah Kuwait
Mar 4, 2017●40 Blogs●984 Comments
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I heard jenifer lopez is gonna do a show on footballers laugh
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Mar 4, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Ash,

Here's to you!coffee coffee
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Mar 4, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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IBA,

I didn't get the joke.
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1to1to1
1to1to1●nbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada
Mar 4, 2017●11 Blogs●1,778 Comments
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Good Morning GentleJim,wave rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , Like that one, thumbs up , Thanks
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Mar 4, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Good morning Bill,

I am glad you liked it! wine
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ashlander
ashlander●In God's Hands, Oregon USA
Mar 4, 2017●3,804 Comments
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IBA.. Very cheeky.blushing
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Mar 4, 2017●5,763 Comments
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Well that brought a belly laugh Bill rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing just what the doc ordered laugh hug
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Mar 4, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Red,

I'm glad you enjoyed it!thumbs up
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miclee
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Mar 4, 2017●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments
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laugh...cheers

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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Mar 4, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Mic,

Glad you thought it was funny!thumbs up
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lindsyjones
lindsyjones●unknown, California USA
Mar 4, 2017●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments
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Jim just funny. ..hug
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Mar 4, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thank you my friend Phyl.wave
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stringman
stringman●wallaceburg, Ontario Canada
Mar 4, 2017●17 Blogs●1,567 Comments
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laugh thumbs up
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