WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO? ( Archived) (40)

Apr 11, 2010 11:20 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
conjor
conjorconjorSmithfield, North Carolina USA61 Threads 2,056 Posts
laugh
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Apr 12, 2010 7:51 AM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
Crimdolyn
CrimdolynCrimdolynLobelville, Tennessee USA1 Threads 16 Posts
Uhmmmmm, elephino?
What is an elapnant? :P
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Apr 12, 2010 8:35 AM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
What do you get if you cross an mouse with an elephant?

A dead mouse with a big hole in it!!!!doh
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Apr 12, 2010 9:22 AM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
A LOXOCEROS!professor
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Apr 12, 2010 9:36 AM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
Pale thin heron.

Think about it.




grin
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Apr 12, 2010 9:38 AM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Something really big and naked....banana
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Apr 12, 2010 10:00 AM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
EnglishinHolland
EnglishinHollandEnglishinHollandAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands187 Posts
What do you get if you cross an mouse with an elephant?


Big holes in your walls

grin
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Apr 12, 2010 10:02 AM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
EnglishinHolland: What do you get if you cross an mouse with an elephant?Big holes in your walls


laugh rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Apr 12, 2010 10:05 AM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
EnglishinHolland: What do you get if you cross an mouse with an elephant?Big holes in your walls

Or little elephants dunno
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Apr 12, 2010 11:56 AM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
bodleing: Pale thin heron.

Think about it.


Not sure anyone got that one.


grin
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Apr 12, 2010 12:01 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
Wandering_Aengus
Wandering_AengusWandering_AengusWest of Ireland, Roscommon Ireland2 Posts
an anagram! wellllllllll done
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Apr 12, 2010 12:04 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
Wandering_Aengus: an anagram! wellllllllll done


Using the correct spelling of course.laugh



cheers
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Apr 12, 2010 12:08 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
bodleing: Using the correct spelling of course.

It was trying to fit the "bread" part in that threw me confused

laugh laugh
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Apr 12, 2010 12:11 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
This is what you'll get,a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater


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Apr 12, 2010 12:13 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
Conrad73: This is what you'll get,a one eyed one horned flying purple people eaterhttp://silver-mg.com/Halloween/HalloweenGraphics/PurplePeopleEater2.jpg

Good one Conrad....... but where is the loaf of bread ?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 12, 2010 12:14 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
Englishman55: It was trying to fit the "bread" part in that threw me


That would be

Pale bared thin heron.


laugh
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Apr 12, 2010 12:18 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
an unforgettable grey meat sandwich .........grin
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Apr 12, 2010 12:20 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
RDM59: an unforgettable grey meat sandwich .........

A bit chewy though !

laugh laugh
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Apr 12, 2010 12:25 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
rohaan
rohaanrohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,518 Posts
"Ell If I Know" (?)
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Apr 12, 2010 12:32 PM CST WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
Wandering_Aengus: an anagram! wellllllllll done


Only if you spell Heffalump wrong! I like the big holes in the walls answer better!laugh
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