Ahoy! New to AUS. Anyone wanna give me a heads up? (83)
serene56: Hi random
Was talking to a friend tonight about India and said she should go there
Incredible indeed, and unforgettable
Id love to go there but Im scared i might get run over by an elephant or eaten by a tiger.Was talking to a friend tonight about India and said she should go there
Incredible indeed, and unforgettable
Where do I begin...
1. Australian Women love to be barefoot and naked in the kitchen....they have a saying.."treat us mean, keep us keen".
2. They love playing Dutch Ovens...but should they not be in the mood..spit into the air!
3. Burping and farting in restaraunts is a sign of appreciation of the meal and the company of other patrons...the more you enjoyed your experience the louder the fart and burp should be...
4. Regarding burps, ya can't beat a good beer burp especially while eating canned oysters!!!
5. WA has a large population of Bikies....to show that you support their cause...give em a one finger salute...better known here as 'the bird'...you'll love the attention they give you!!
stay tuned for more cultural tips and advice
1. Australian Women love to be barefoot and naked in the kitchen....they have a saying.."treat us mean, keep us keen".
2. They love playing Dutch Ovens...but should they not be in the mood..spit into the air!
3. Burping and farting in restaraunts is a sign of appreciation of the meal and the company of other patrons...the more you enjoyed your experience the louder the fart and burp should be...
4. Regarding burps, ya can't beat a good beer burp especially while eating canned oysters!!!
5. WA has a large population of Bikies....to show that you support their cause...give em a one finger salute...better known here as 'the bird'...you'll love the attention they give you!!
stay tuned for more cultural tips and advice
tonyxf: Id love to go there but Im scared i might get run over by an elephant or eaten by a tiger.
You're more likely to get run over by pack of hawkers selling postcards
Billy6456: Where do I begin...
1. Australian Women love to be barefoot and naked in the kitchen....they have a saying.."treat us mean, keep us keen".
2. They love playing Dutch Ovens...but should they not be in the mood..spit into the air!
3. Burping and farting in restaraunts is a sign of appreciation of the meal and the company of other patrons...the more you enjoyed your experience the louder the fart and burp should be...
4. Regarding burps, ya can't beat a good beer burp especially while eating canned oysters!!!
5. WA has a large population of Bikies....to show that you support their cause...give em a one finger salute...better known here as 'the bird'...you'll love the attention they give you!!
stay tuned for more cultural tips and advice
1. Australian Women love to be barefoot and naked in the kitchen....they have a saying.."treat us mean, keep us keen".
2. They love playing Dutch Ovens...but should they not be in the mood..spit into the air!
3. Burping and farting in restaraunts is a sign of appreciation of the meal and the company of other patrons...the more you enjoyed your experience the louder the fart and burp should be...
4. Regarding burps, ya can't beat a good beer burp especially while eating canned oysters!!!
5. WA has a large population of Bikies....to show that you support their cause...give em a one finger salute...better known here as 'the bird'...you'll love the attention they give you!!
stay tuned for more cultural tips and advice
I'm speechless billy
You just described the quintessential Australian male
serene56: I'm speechless billy You just described the quintessential Australian male
Shucks Sherene!!..thanks for noticing!!! now go fetch me a beer...there's a good girl!!
Billy6456: Shucks Sherene!!..thanks for noticing!!! now go fetch me a beer...there's a good girl!!
serene56: You just described the quintessential Australian male
wish I knew what big words meant
tonyxf: wish I knew what big words meant
Billy6456: Where do I begin...
1. Australian Women love to be barefoot and naked in the kitchen....they have a saying.."treat us mean, keep us keen".
2. They love playing Dutch Ovens...but should they not be in the mood..spit into the air!
3. Burping and farting in restaraunts is a sign of appreciation of the meal and the company of other patrons...the more you enjoyed your experience the louder the fart and burp should be...
4. Regarding burps, ya can't beat a good beer burp especially while eating canned oysters!!!
5. WA has a large population of Bikies....to show that you support their cause...give em a one finger salute...better known here as 'the bird'...you'll love the attention they give you!!
stay tuned for more cultural tips and advice
oh boy 1. Australian Women love to be barefoot and naked in the kitchen....they have a saying.."treat us mean, keep us keen".
2. They love playing Dutch Ovens...but should they not be in the mood..spit into the air!
3. Burping and farting in restaraunts is a sign of appreciation of the meal and the company of other patrons...the more you enjoyed your experience the louder the fart and burp should be...
4. Regarding burps, ya can't beat a good beer burp especially while eating canned oysters!!!
5. WA has a large population of Bikies....to show that you support their cause...give em a one finger salute...better known here as 'the bird'...you'll love the attention they give you!!
stay tuned for more cultural tips and advice
There's a lot of testosterone in the room tonight 
serene56: There's a lot of testosterone in the room tonight
Well if i dont get lucky soon? Mine will end up in toilet 
your lucky get any colder in the morning it'll fall off anyway
robplum: your lucky get any colder in the morning it'll fall off anyway
cant fall off? still hiding in stomach, its freezing here uncle rob 
Lookin4missright: cant fall off? still hiding in stomach, its freezing here uncle rob
Yeah it's fricken cold here too, must be arctic conditions down there
In Victoria I mean
serene56: Yeah it's fricken cold here too, must be arctic conditions down there In Victoria I mean
come & cuddle me Lookin4missright: come & cuddle me
Best I can do.Had to check what thread this was then
Sorry random
wonder Grillard didn't try introducing a cuddle tax
here ya go Mr Randy, a wee happy song about our wildlife...
Shell225: here ya go Mr Randy, a wee happy song about our wildlife...
Good one...
And Random, you really do have to watch out for the Big Red kanga's.
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Was talking to a friend tonight about India and said she should go there
Incredible indeed, and unforgettable