Thursday night chuckle (33)
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Good one Ken. 
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kennn: Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Have a great evening folks.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Have a great evening folks.
Curious.... Why is it ok to tell american ethnic jokes when it is taboo in most places here to tell jokes about other ethnic groups?
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Thanks made me smile 
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galrads: Curious.... Why is it ok to tell american ethnic jokes when it is taboo in most places here to tell jokes about other ethnic groups?
Are hillbillies an ethnic group?
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galrads: Curious.... Why is it ok to tell american ethnic jokes when it is taboo in most places here to tell jokes about other ethnic groups?
Hi Galrads, I think it is because we(Americans and Canadadians) have the ability to laugh at ourselves.I am sure there are Hillbilly types in most parts of the world.
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galrads: Curious.... Why is it ok to tell american ethnic jokes when it is taboo in most places here to tell jokes about other ethnic groups?
i guess you don't know any good newfie jokes.....
but you do make a good point...and i hope the answer is like kennn posted.
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jono7: i guess you don't know any good newfie jokes.....
but you do make a good point...and i hope the answer is like kennn posted.
but you do make a good point...and i hope the answer is like kennn posted.
Q: Why did the Newfie by a 40 foot by 1 inch box?
A: To ship his clothesline home in.
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Track16: Q: Why did the Newfie by a 40 foot by 1 inch box?
A: To ship his clothesline home in.
A: To ship his clothesline home in.
thankyou
hiya still
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kennn: Hi Galrads, I think it is because we(Americans and Canadadians) have the ability to laugh at ourselves.I am sure there are Hillbilly types in most parts of the world.
Ha! Moses help the rest of the world if they have our, or similarly cultured hillbillies too!
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Track16: Q: Why did the Newfie by a 40 foot by 1 inch box?
A: To ship his clothesline home in.
A: To ship his clothesline home in.
LOL
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jono7: thankyouhiya still
Glad to be of service :)
2 Newfies was trying to figure out how to measure a flag pole one day. The first Newfie said "lets just lay it down on its side and measure it that way". The other Newfie said "I want the height, not the length stupid!"
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jono7: i guess you don't know any good newfie jokes.....
but you do make a good point...and i hope the answer is like kennn posted.
but you do make a good point...and i hope the answer is like kennn posted.
I had to google Newfie
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Track16: Glad to be of service :)
2 Newfies was trying to figure out how to measure a flag pole one day. The first Newfie said "lets just lay it down on its side and measure it that way". The other Newfie said "I want the height, not the length stupid!"
2 Newfies was trying to figure out how to measure a flag pole one day. The first Newfie said "lets just lay it down on its side and measure it that way". The other Newfie said "I want the height, not the length stupid!"
I bet you've hear them all.
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Track16: Q: Why did the Newfie by a 40 foot by 1 inch box?
A: To ship his clothesline home in.
A: To ship his clothesline home in.
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2intrigued: I bet you've hear them all.
Just about lol. I used to know a ton of them.
Q: What is the Newfoundland equivalent of Grade 6?
A: Having gone to grade 1 six times.
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Track16: Just about lol. I used to know a ton of them.
Q: What is the Newfoundland equivalent of Grade 6?
A: Having gone to grade 1 six times.
Q: What is the Newfoundland equivalent of Grade 6?
A: Having gone to grade 1 six times.
Here's another.
A drunk Newfie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie.
"You have three wishes, choose them wisely." says the Genie.
The Newfie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer, smashes it on some rocks and says, "I want a beer that will never run out."
A bottle appears in front of the Newfie. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Newfie being very content starts walking away.
"Where are you going," asks the Genie, "You still have two wishes left!"
"Well," replies the Newfie, "Give me TWO more of these!"
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Track16: Just about lol. I used to know a ton of them.
Q: What is the Newfoundland equivalent of Grade 6?
A: Having gone to grade 1 six times.
Q: What is the Newfoundland equivalent of Grade 6?
A: Having gone to grade 1 six times.
LOL, We had a young Newfie guy work with us one season and he could rattle of the newfie jokes one after another. Kept us all in stitches, I think the accent was a good part of it though.
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by cannibals and told that If they could not escape, each of them would be skinned and eaten and their skin turned into a canoe. Each was allowed one weapon to help him escape. The Englishman chose a gun but he soon ran out of bullets and was captured. He was skinned, eaten and his skin turned into a canoe. The Scotsman chose a knife but he was soon overpowered by The cannibals. He was skinned, eaten and his skin turned into a canoe. The Irishman asked for a fork.
'A fork?' they said. 'You won't get very far with that.' The Irishman grabbed The fork, pricked himself all over with it and said, 'now try turning my skin into a canoe.'
'A fork?' they said. 'You won't get very far with that.' The Irishman grabbed The fork, pricked himself all over with it and said, 'now try turning my skin into a canoe.'
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Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Have a great evening folks.