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Apr 25, 2015 9:59 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
Thank you for this idea Minx. wink

This thread is for men to ask advice from the Ladies of CS.

Men, please state your question/concern/issue/anything, and then the ladies will take the piss advise you. professor
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Apr 25, 2015 10:03 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
almera03
almera03almera03portsmouth, Hampshire, England UK11 Threads 3,913 Posts
This problem is a little delicate so I would like serious responses pls.

I have a problem down stairs

there's a woman constantly banging on my front door

how do I get her to stop?
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Apr 25, 2015 10:04 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
Kaybee.
You're gonna regret posting this thread!!!
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Apr 25, 2015 10:07 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
almera03: This problem is a little delicate so I would like serious responses pls.

I have a problem down stairs

there's a woman constantly banging on my front door

how do I get her to stop?



Open the door
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Apr 25, 2015 10:08 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
Lolette
LoletteLoletteLe Mans, Pays de la Loire France15 Threads 1,691 Posts
almera03: This problem is a little delicate so I would like serious responses pls.

I have a problem down stairs

there's a woman constantly banging on my front door

how do I get her to stop?



remove the door,,laugh
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Apr 25, 2015 10:08 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
allthegoodnamest: Kaybee.
You're gonna regret posting this thread!!!
nuh uh. devil
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Apr 25, 2015 10:09 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
almera03: This problem is a little delicate so I would like serious responses pls.

I have a problem down stairs

there's a woman constantly banging on my front door

how do I get her to stop?
Easy fix.

Just unzip unlock the door.

Smoking afterwards is optional.
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Apr 25, 2015 10:10 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
almera03: This problem is a little delicate so I would like serious responses pls.

I have a problem down stairs

there's a woman constantly banging on my front door

how do I get her to stop?

Install a door bell.

Geez, I thought men were supposed to be the logical, problem-solvers. Just goes to show how wrong stereotyping can be, eh?
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Apr 25, 2015 10:11 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
Lolette
LoletteLoletteLe Mans, Pays de la Loire France15 Threads 1,691 Posts
allthegoodnamest: Kaybee.
You're gonna regret posting this thread!!!




when gentlemen listen to women ,, that's it ? grin
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Apr 25, 2015 10:11 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
jac_the_gripper: Install a door bell.

Geez, I thought men were supposed to be the logical, problem-solvers. Just goes to show how wrong stereotyping can be, eh?
He doesn't want a doorbell when he has a proper functioning knob.....
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Apr 25, 2015 10:12 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
almera03
almera03almera03portsmouth, Hampshire, England UK11 Threads 3,913 Posts
Kaybee50: Easy fix.

Just unzip unlock the door.

Smoking afterwards is optional.
Ok I'll let her out mumbling
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Apr 25, 2015 10:13 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Kaybee50: He doesn't want a doorbell when he has a proper functioning knob.....



But has he?
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Apr 25, 2015 10:15 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
Kaybee50: He doesn't want a doorbell when he has a proper functioning knob.....

Hmmm...so he prefers knobs to knockers...?

I think this is going to be a real heart to heart of a thread. thumbs up
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Apr 25, 2015 10:16 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
almera03
almera03almera03portsmouth, Hampshire, England UK11 Threads 3,913 Posts
mollybaby: But has he?
YES, yes he has very mad
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Apr 25, 2015 10:19 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
almera03: YES, yes he has



Apologies for questioning your knobdombowing
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Apr 25, 2015 10:20 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
almera03: This problem is a little delicate so I would like serious responses pls.

I have a problem down stairs

there's a woman constantly banging on my front door

how do I get her to stop?
just poke your long tongue..though the keyhole......who knows what you may taste......??????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 25, 2015 10:21 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
almera03: YES, yes he has
rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 25, 2015 10:23 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
almera03: Ok I'll let her out

Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Knock a little louder, baby
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
I can't hear you
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Knock a little louder, sugar
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
I can't hear you
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby (Knock a little louder)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Bang, bang (On the door, baby)
Bang, bang (On the door)
Bang, bang (On the door, baby)
Bang, bang
Your what?
Tin roof, rusted

boogie
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Apr 25, 2015 10:24 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
jac_the_gripper: Hmmm...so he prefers knobs to knockers...?

I think this is going to be a real heart to heart of a thread.
Maybe he is a door officiondo and likes both knobs and knockers. nerd
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Apr 25, 2015 10:25 AM CST Dear Ladies of CS
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
Lolette.
I'm listening to all the great advise but I'm none the wiser...ps. I know my place!!
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