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Evening knackers ... is there anyone on channell over???
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tomcatwarne: I wish I could help but I want her two legs,
No sharsies.
Fek off Tru
You need Sheila with two legs !? Loll.No sharsies.
Fek off Tru
If you wander what is Sheila; here is joke to figure it out...
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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123whisper: You need Sheila with two legs !? Loll.
If you wander what is Sheila; here is joke to figure it out...
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
If you wander what is Sheila; here is joke to figure it out...
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
That was
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123whisper: You need Sheila with two legs !? Loll.
If you wander what is Sheila; here is joke to figure it out...
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
If you wander what is Sheila; here is joke to figure it out...
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Lookin4missright: That was
What is the Australian animal that most resembles the Australian male? The wombat, because he eats, roots, and leaves.
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tomcatwarne: I wish I could help but I want her two legs, No sharsies.
Fek off Tru
Fek off Tru
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And - You've spouted enough hot air on here to fill a bloody Zeppelin since The lovely Whispy Wasp gave you the chop, and she's still got the gate shut to the more wise. So piss off down to Oz and put your case face to face
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123whisper: You two can past any comedy test exam.
What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral? One less drunk at the funeral
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tomcatwarne: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral? One less drunk at the funeral
the dead one or the priest? 
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Lookin4missright: the dead one or the priest?
Probably not the priest
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Lookin4missright: the dead one or the priest?
Both
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tomcatwarne: Probably not the priest
don't be too sure of that
myself and a mate were alterboys and got the sack for drinking his sherry that was supposed to go into the challis and be the blood of krist 
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Lookin4missright: don't be too sure of that myself and a mate were alterboys and got the sack for drinking his sherry that was supposed to go into the challis and be the blood of krist
You naughty boy, I bet Christ wasn't to pleased either
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tomcatwarne: You naughty boy, I bet Christ wasn't to pleased either
He was already as pissed as a fart on Fosters
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MikeD12: Plus other exclusive attributes And - You've spouted enough hot air on here to fill a bloody Zeppelin since The lovely Whispy Wasp gave you the chop, and she's still got the gate shut to the more wise.
So piss off down to Oz and put your case face to face
So piss off down to Oz and put your case face to face
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Lookin4missright: don't be too sure of that myself and a mate were alterboys and got the sack for drinking his sherry that was supposed to go into the challis and be the blood of krist
Here is a story about Aussie mateship. Sheila didn't come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce was a bit suspicious she'd been rooting around so rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her.
Next week Bruce didn't come home one night. Sheila asks him where the hell he'd been. Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a mate's place and thought it was safer not to drive and crash out there. Sheila thinks he's been rooting around so rings his ten best mates. Eight of them say he spent the night there and two claim he's still there.
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tomcatwarne: Funny no one does here either
Did anyone ever drink it I wonder
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tomcatwarne: Too Funny
thanks
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We have an ausi Bird in the trees at work ( cookabourough) I wonder why it's laughing so much lol lol. Must be crackin up whatchin everything goin on, on da ground lol lol I enjoy its laughter. It's good for our souls
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tomcatwarne: You naughty boy, I bet Christ wasn't to pleased either
I def know mumma lookin was'nt too pleased
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I wish I could help but I want her two legs,
No sharsies.
Fek off Tru